Timothee Chalamet Is Slated To Play Cole Sprouse As Jughead In The Biopic About The Creation Of Riverdale

I think we can all agree that belting Sign of the Times in the shower is a cathartic experience.

Nicknames: when you shorten someone’s name affectionately

Nicholasnames: when you elongate someone’s name affectionately

“Your mommy is not taking you anywhere, because I am the big daddy!”

- Gustavo Rocque

All sitcoms should have a track of Niall Horan’s laugh. This is a fact.

Do you ever wish you had four nipples so you could be like Harry Styles?

So I had a dream last night that Elon Musk invited himself into the hotel room my family was staying in to film a sketch for his SNL episode, and he kept insisting that we were huge fans of his, and we were like “ummmmmm, no.” It seemed like he was never going to leave and he insisted my sister take a selfie with him to feed his massive ego, and after that we finally got him to go, but after he left we realized that he had somehow been infested with cockroaches and so there were tons of dead cockroaches left where he had been sitting on our bed.

“I know how to have fun, I just choose not to have it.”

- Gustavo Rocque