Reblog This Last

Crash

By Fall Out Boy

old creepypasta titles: "[Something] The Killer", "I Summoned The Midnight Man", "The Skintaker" "I Saw a Demon"

modern creepypasta titles: "I Went To Take A Shit At 3AM And The Toilet Was Not There"

CHRIS IS THAT A WEED

Sometimes a family is a teenage vigilante armed with only a crowbar, a corrupted college student with an irrational fear of spiders, the token straight friend who has befriended her town’s ghosts, an interdimensional war criminal whose entire base of operations is one (1) cardboard box, a time-travelling android from the distant future, said android’s adopted (human) child, and a goddess-in-training on the run

Together they dimension hop around the multiverse in the android’s vessel that resembles a fighter jet on the outside (because everyone thought it looked cool that way) and get into a concerning amount of misadventures in some worlds collide™️-ish au I made for them simply because I was bored 2 years ago

I would love to dimension hop with a group of good friends. This seems like a very fun story actually.

[busts through the door and slams this on the table, out of breath]

Don't you just hate when you are going into ayin tag on Tumblr dot com hoping to see some fine content of your beloved big soft butterfly dad only to see some white twink from bottom surgery or whatever its called corporation

Hmmmm

Project moon shitposts brainstormed by me and my friend 11 (Masterpost)

The small ones at sanctuary have mouths too (although I don’t have any good pictures)

...MANTAS HAVE MOUTHS??

Posting a moth everyday - day 99

I’ve been seeing a lot of anti-Nazi ones, which is great, but I felt like we needed one to show our support for the Jewish community.