I Have No Words Other Than That These Are Dam True ✨ FACTS ✨

I have no words other than that these are dam true ✨ FACTS ✨

kaitou kid as a concept is so funny like he barely commits crimes. he's a criminal but rlly only in one of the tamest senses of the word. he returns everything he steals? but then he's still breaking and entering and stealing things and they cant just have this magician kid in white strutting around stealing valuable objects even if he does return them later. so theyre like "ig we do need catch him (?)"

but then they have a whole task force dedicated to catching him?? like people's entire jobs are dedicated to piecing together how and when he's going to not-steal something and stop him from not-stealing it when he's gonna return it literally the next week. and multiple genius detectives have made him their rival and started attending heists for the sole purpose of catching him. like bro. first of all this isnt a detective case this is a wild goose chase. u arent gonna detective ur way into catching a hyperactive teen with a hang glider. second of all ur a genius detective and this is what u choose to do with ur time and energy?? catch a 'criminal' whose only real damage done to society is making a billionaire sweat that theyve lost a total 0.0001% of their net worth before ultimately returning it? like rlly kaitou kid is only an elaborate, somewhat rule breaking prankster. and yet the state of japan wastes so much manpower trying to stop an ultimately harmless figure. like xjgnsmjfk

and then. better yet. theyve literally never been able to catch him. like not even close. at a certain point u need to admit that this aint even close to worth the resources even if u do manage to catch him. its like a full SWAT team going out decked out with hazmat suits and guns and running a whole military operation to corner a pigeon who's shitting on public property. who then just ends up flying away. and every time the pigeon comes back they roll out again with the whole getup.

personally i just think the kuroba's taunt level is that high. like whenever kaitou kid comes on everyone he comes into contact with either turns into a fan or hates him with burning passion. so theyre all like, fuck this guy in particular. we need to catch him

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i-lived-bitxh

1 year ago

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

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i-lived-bitxh

1 year ago

prompt

Kazami: I won’t walk when you started working with the FBI but…

Kazami: when were you gonna tell me that your working with our boss’s son, the Osaka supervisor’s son, a literal 7 year old child and an international criminal?!

Furuya with Hakuba, Hattori, Conan and Kaito KID: in my defense, they are the closest to uncovering the black org identity

(The rest of the police is even more confused on why the poirot waiter is here in their secret meeting)

so one amuro tooru said, as a popular local café waiter slash detective.

im using furuya as my voice @ canon because this is the power i hold in my hands and no one can stop me

any scenarios that would have kaito kid working together with furuya is way too long for my brain to actually process and put down on canvas so we will have to settle with this, hope you like it anon!

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i-lived-bitxh

11 months ago

Instead of reading fanfic all day I drew it 😤 From the fic “unfamiliar feathers” by @lemonomic !!! I cannot get enough of this fic mannnn. Short summary: Damian is going through it ™ , Tim is just happy to be here, and Jason is the only sane one

Also I cannot take drawing Tim’s bowl cut. Will I do it again. Yes I love Tim too much not to 😭 Damian was hard to draw at first but idk it just clicked for me.

Cropped versions under cut