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My back hurts but... then again I’m sitting in a way that curves my spine exactly where it’s curved scoliosis-y.

It’s okay to say “no” to pineapple on pizza

I found this on the Australian subreddit today

3 Ways Pineapple on Pizza WILL change the living room.

More radical pineapple (and other fruit) 'education' programs in homes.

Radical programs like "Safe Pizza" already teach kids about various forms of pizza toppings, and encourage topping experimentation from an early age.

Once pineapple on pizza is legalised, programs like this will become widespread and even compulsory as has happened overseas. (No sources, but they don't call it "Hawaiian" for nothing.)

Kids will be taught that fruit on pizza is ok. Any fruit.

The Pizza Fairy is a book aimed at Australian kids aged four and up. It teaches children that no one can tell them what they can put on top of their pizzas.

Boys who like pineapple will be encouraged to identify with girls who also like pineapple. And even order pineapple on pizza together.

This agenda is already promoted by programs like the controversial, fruit-on-top "Safe Pizzas" program and will only become more widespread once the law is changed.

Loss of parents' rights (to choose toppings)

In other countries where pineapple on pizza has been legalised, parents have found themselves in court after trying to pull their kids out of radical fruit-on-food education classes.

In some states the fruit-on-top, so-called "Safe Pizzas" program is being kept secret so the public won't know where it is being taught.

Parents are already being cut out of the picture in Australia. Parental consent or even notification is not needed for radical fruit-on-top education programs like "Safe Pizzas", and South Australian schools are allowed to help a child pick and choose their own pizza toppings, even if the parents object.

IT'S OK TO VOTE NO

For more information on how changing the fruit-on-food law will have consequences for you and your kids, go to:

COALITIONFORPIZZA.COM.AU

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And oh is it surprisingly difficult

Languages i can imagine the signs learning

Aries: Japanese

Taurus: German

Gemini: Mandarin

Cancer: Cantonese

Leo: Afrikaans

Virgo: French

Libra: Norwegian

Scorpio: Spanish

Sagittarius: Gaelic

Capricorn: Swahili

Aquarius: Arabic

Pisces: Russian

Man (30) dies after living on diet of chocolate, wine, Coca-Cola and Pringles alone - Independent.ie

A MAN who lived on Pringles, chocolate, wine and Coca-Cola died after his internal organs wasted away as a result of his poor diet, an inquest heard.

True story, bro