I Feel Really Weird For Shipping Sportacus And Stephanie Together As A Seven Year Old...

you're so cute roger

That caption though  😂 😂 😂 😂

Allison loved the giant milk jugs pregnancy gave her

Daily Mail’s now calling legs ‘stems’ and ‘pins’. God save us all

My eyebrows are their own entity.

Maybe there’s someone in this abandoned clown factory who can help us

Half-shitpost half-real?

In the western world….

People of colour aren’t oppressed.

Women arent oppressed.

Disabled people aren’t oppressed.

LGBT people aren’t oppressed.

Self diagnosing is wrong, and can hurt people.

The wage gap isn’t real.

Being extremely overweight won’t be seen as healthy, nor beautiful.

There’s only two genders.

Kids shouldn’t transition.

As a whole….

White people aren’t racist.

Men aren’t sexist.

Straight people aren’t homophobic.

Able bodied people aren’t ableist.

Skinny people aren’t fatphobic.

me on a date: what do you think of Dutch?

date: it just sounds so ugl-

me, shoving breadsticks into my orange purse: dit was heel gezellig maar ik moet nu gaan

Languages i can imagine the signs learning

Aries: Japanese

Taurus: German

Gemini: Mandarin

Cancer: Cantonese

Leo: Afrikaans

Virgo: French

Libra: Norwegian

Scorpio: Spanish

Sagittarius: Gaelic

Capricorn: Swahili

Aquarius: Arabic

Pisces: Russian

When your parents judge your friends based on race