Kris Gottschalk

I’m very okay with being fake freckles

signs as makeup

aries : fucking eyebrow shit oh mhy god

taurus : the foundation cause they are important af

gemini : glitter!!!!! 

cancer : luscious lipgloss cause they have really nice lips

leo : some peachy blush with personality

virgo : fake freckles

libra : mascara :)

scorpio : really expensive eyeshadow palettes cause they cute but extra

sagittarius : i’ve never met one who wears makeup

capricorn : contouur

aquarius : eyeliner omg

pisces : primer cause u can’t live w out it 

-lele

Ayy the Gold Coast

My eyebrows are their own entity.

Kids.  Teenagers.  As someone staring 40 in the face lemme tell you a thing.

You are going to be horrified and embarrassed at some point by the shit you are doing now.

And you are going to wish with all your might you’d done more of it.  

You’re gonna wish you had more selfies, more photos, more videos being dumb with your friends.  You’re going to wish you’d had your hair even higher or your shoes even sparklier.  

Go.  Document the shit out of your ridiculous life.  Fuck trends but if you wanna be trendy, go all in.  Fuck in-groups and subcultures but if one sings to you, do it all.  Be exactly as cool or punk rock or goth or fandom or country or hardcore or hip hop or whatever, and don’t let anyone tell you differently.

Just don’t hurt people.  That’s the only thing you’ll ever genuinely live to regret.

me on a date: what do you think of Dutch?

date: it just sounds so ugl-

me, shoving breadsticks into my orange purse: dit was heel gezellig maar ik moet nu gaan

when your main blog doubles as your personal

holy shit that’s cool

Real septims!

I literally have a pigeon in my room nesting in a bucket of fairy lights.

me: *constantly complains that there are no native speakers to talk to where I live*

native speaker: hey what's up

me, sweating nervously: sorry I have to go to my *looks at smudged vocabulary notes* yoghurt class

Literally the only one that came up

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