Ive Been Thinking About This A Lot

If Hades raised Nico and Bianca Part 30 (feat Apollo)

Bianca: Where are we going?

Persephone: We're gonna go see Uncle Apollo

Nico: The sun god?! :D

Persephone: Yeah.

Bianca: Wont that hurt Papa?

Hades: No, angioletta, the sun doesn't hurt me. I'm not a vampire.

Arrival:

Apollo: Oh, hey, guys. Didn't expect you for another hour.

Hades: We decided to be early.

Apollo: Okay, well, uh, c'mon in.

Entering:

Nico: *realizing he's in a doctor's office*

Apollo: Okay, who's first? *holds up a vaccine*

Nico: *GAAASSSP* NOOOO! *tries to get away*

Hades: *picks him up off the ground easily*

Apollo:

Persephone: ...uhm, Bianca, sweetheart, why don't you go first?

Bianca: *hiding behind Persephone* Will it hurt?

Apollo: Only a little bit.

Hades, holding a squirmy Nico: Niccoló, you need- to get- vaccinated!

Nico: NO! I DON'T NEED! AAARHSOVJSMZOF

Persephone: Bianca, you also need to get vaccinated. Go sit on that chair next to Apollo

Bianca: *hesitantly goes over*

Apollo: Don't worry, kiddo. This'll be quick *gives her the shot* See? That wasn't so bad!

Bianca:

Bianca: *cries loudly then runs over to Persephone*

Nico: *starts to cry because Bianca is crying*

Hades: Give it now. Give it now while he's still!

Apollo: *gives Nico the shot* Okay...they should be good.

Persephone: Thanks, Apollo. Sorry about this

Apollo: Eh, normal reaction. Now, you said you wanted to vaccinate three of your kids?

Hades:

Persephone:

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Zagreus: NO! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!

Hades: Zagreus, you're siblings went through with it, so will you

Zagreus: They're half human! They have to get shots! I don't! I am immune to all! I am no weakling!!!

Persephone: ZAGREUS, YOU COME OVER HERE RIGHT NOW AND GET VACCINATED OR NO RUNS FOR THE NEXT CENTURY!

He’s learned well.

Tim: Stop. Stealing. My. Clothes.

Bernard: but they are just so comfy

Bernard, seeing the Robin outfit laying about: ooo 👀

Tim: Don’t you dare

Bernard: why not? Pleaaaaaase Tim

Tim: You ever read the Iliad? No, you can’t wear it.

Jay is feeling like Odysseus XDXDXD

ALSO WTF POSEIDON????

"Aren't you tired, Poseidon?

It's been 2600 years, how long will this go, man?"

Somebody call Frank. I NEED THIS.

I want a journal 3 style book of this so bad

move-in day 🎞️

my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored

Part Five; they're teenagers, don't freak out

Incorrect quote memes are ten times more funny when you realize that 99% of them are from Brooklyn 99