…….I’m Just Gonna…. Go…. Scramble Into Bed And Sob….

full list🧡

when the song is wandering idk i didn’t play it (<- i watched a playthrough you see)

Concept: each batkid takes advantage of their nepo baby status to create their own Wayne subsidiaries

Dick — Wayne Crime Stoppers, a community-based volunteer network to do what the police won't

Jason — Wayne Crime, so Dick's thing has a reason to exist

Tim — Wayne Indoor Athletics, his excuse to skateboard in the office

Damian — Wayne Animal Sanctuary, dedicated to strays and wildlife alike

Duke — Wayne Academy, like Khan Academy for students who are too busy getting mugged to study for their final

Steph — Wayne Rolling, a fake website that's just a rickroll

Barbara — Wayne Access, a long-term plan to improve accessibility around the city

Harper — Wayne Disrepair, where you call her if you want to break stuff

Cass — Wayne Nothing. No more corporations

Penelope: hey since you’re “not my kind and gentle husband” could you move that wedding bed bc I’m actually supposed to share that with my husband so…

Odysseus: *has just killed 108 people* *has not seen his wife in twenty years* *goes batshit at this bc THATS THE OLIVE TREE WHERE THEY FIRST MET!!*

Telemachus: oh hell nah, idgaf who you are no one yells at my-

Penelope: NO?! YOU WONT?! YEAH, I KNOW BECAUSE YOURE MY MAN! SO DONT PULL THAT EMO SHIT AGAIN OR YOULL SLEEP IN THE WEAPONS ROOM

…

Telemachus: my parents are perfect for each other

goated mechanic

OH MY GOD IM DYING ITS SO TRUE (Or is it though….)

so jorge lied,

So you know how in Gotham we have the 'does the butt match' fan theory and in metropolis the hot gossip is that 'whether Louis lane is cheating on Superman with Clark Kent' (ignoring the fact that Clark Kent and her are married with a kid 😭) what do you think is the big topic from Fawcett?

Oh… OH NO-

will i ever watch/read that? no, probably not.

but do i still go on ao3 to search up its most popular homoerotic ship and get infodumped all the necessary lore in order to enjoy the fics? yes, give me 14 more of that.