𝓘 𝓬𝓪𝓷𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓯𝓻 𝓯𝓻

“I’m getting a cartilage piercing when you see me next.”

“Cartilage is so vague, my brain immediately went, ‘you’re getting a piercing in the cartilage of your knee?’ Ok?”

“No, that’s just a knee replacement.”

“They’ll ask for a coffee, and it’ll sound like they want to deepfry your house.” — on the German language.

“Toodaloo, cuh.”

“MY THOUGHTS ARE GOING TO GO OUI OUI BAGUETTE FUCKING KILOMETER NANI.” — bilingual friend after realizing she accidentally went trilingual.

“Oh yeah, was it that time I went: “instructions unclear turned into honse.’”

HI HYACINTH!! <3

HI!!!!

(Walking down the hallway)

“—I know me and SpongeBob look alike because we’re both short and yellow, but—“

Just saw the FNAF movie, and I can already see myself talking about it to new, younger kids in the future like, yeah, that came out when I was 16, it was so long ago 😂 It’s so fascinating and cool and borderline fever-dream-ish to see it on a theatre screen when you’ve known it as games and art your whole life— especially with the visual references and the sound design. I can see this becoming nostalgic reaaally quick— and with so many people cosplaying at the theaters as well, maybe including myself? I mean, I was a bit disappointed by the lack of sudden jumpscares, as that is what the games use as their mane scare tactic. Also the random change of lore a tad? I’ll uhhhh. Vibe with it.

It was crazy to see everyone absolutely going hard XD I went low key, but I still got recognized a few times, it was pretty awesome! It was so cool to see everyone excited and coming together over a shared interest. It’s like going to a football game and finding someone wearing the same jersey as your own, I suppose! I’ve never been super hardcore in the fandom, but seeing the community in person and the excitement and creativity and the dedication— it’s something I respect. Y’all go and be awesome, guys.

Also spoilers below here for a single sentence about something I noticed —————

Micheal getting yeeted and having a short-lived toss-across-a-table throw-down match with Peepaw Willy was 100% something I did not expect, but 100% something I needed to see, regardless if I knew it or not 😂 also that design and literally every small detail. I can tell you that me and my friend were death gripping each other and they were digging their nails into my arm in excitement, my gosh XD It was a super great experience, even if I’m not one for horror. I’m glad I went!

scenes from the annual navy/aerial corps reunion*

*some minor time travel required

“It’s not W rizz?? It’s a restraining order?”

“Rizzstraining order.”