Hey Tumblr, can you not have all your ads be videos? It's annoying as hell to scroll and have a video full screen without my consent and having to close it.
I'd rather have the ads where I can play a minigame, those are actually fun.
Wow the first post I'm making and I've had this account for how long?! Welp, good of a time as any. I recently made this bundle of joy and I'm quite proud of how they turned out. For context, this was originally a grim reaper OC that I played in character.ai. (Very cringe I am aware)
They were originally a really boring run of the mill grim reaper that wasn't any different from the original. I really wanted them to stand out from other grim reapers I've seen and honestly it ended up better than I expected, so here they are:
Age: Unknown
Species: Reaper
Gender: N/A and doesn't care what pronouns are used to refer to them
Sexuality: Aro/Ace
Height: 8'0"
Reapers are soulless beings that do not have any emotions and are naturally apathetic creatures. They exist in a realm completely devoid of life. It's a barren, dull, desolate wasteland with the only surroundings being random huts built by the Reapers out of sheer boredom. Many Reapers have died out as a result of their eternal boredom, so very few remain in this realm. Getting sick of letting the boredom overtake them, Tenshi left the realm in search of a purpose for existing, picking up bounty hunting as a way to hunt for souls, the only thing they are able to eat. They wound up in Hell after taking a bounty to kill a seemingly harmless demon named Azamuku, but failed to do so due to the demon matching them in strength. They gained their own way of respect for the demon, spared her, and overtime the two gained a one-sided friendship with Azamuku being the one wanting friendship and Tenshi only keeping her alive to have an occasional rematch from time to time.
Completely skeletal with no organs or skin. Their skull is like a raven's with a torso similar to a human's but the fingers have very sharp ends akin to claws and the legs and feet are talons with black claws. On their back they have black feathered raven wings that span 9 feet which allows them to fly. Tenshi does have blood-red pupils but they only appear when they sense they are in danger or when trying to be intimidating. Their eye sockets are usually empty otherwise. Their attire consists of a black cloak with a hood fashioned with pockets on the inside for storage and black skinny jeans tailored to fit their proportions. All of Tenshi's clothing were made by Azamuku much to Tenshi's protest against it. Their voice is deep, but feminine sounding which is unusual compared to others of their species who have raspy bass voices.
Nonchalant and non-caring. Due to them being a Reaper, they were born without a soul, rendering them incapable of feeling any emotions so they come across as cold and apathetic. They are also impatient and can be annoyed very easily if prompted. They speak in a soft and monotonous manner when relaxed, but speak with a menacing and sadistic tone when on a job or threatened. Coming from a realm devoid of any life and a bleak colorless atmosphere, they also have an undying boredom that is nearly impossible to satiate. The only times it is temporarily relieved is if they successfully complete a bounty or fight a strong opponent that nearly kills them but it only lasts for a few minutes before coming back. They have a quirk when speaking where instead of saying "god" they instead say words synonymous to nothingness, such as "null".
Souls
Quiet areas
Combat (takes bounties often for this reason alone)
Melee weapons
Killing things (due to the mess, they'd prefer to just rip the targets' souls out and leave them as husks, but will not hesitate in completely killing them if their job requires it)
Loud constant noise
Boredom
Targets talking to them while fighting
The other members of their race due to their idleness
Guns, Bows, any weapon that is ranged
A scythe with the snath being made out of a reinforced, durable dragon spine that has grips wrapped in black leather to make fighting with it easier. The blade is made of a sharpened dragon tooth
Very sharp dual wield daggers carved out of femurs
Remarkably clever and observant when in a fight, finding their targets' weaknesses quickly and able to capitalize on them efficiently
When disarmed, they are alarmingly strong despite being skeletal and they are able to maneuver in an agile manner due to their light weight
Creative, and learns crafts rather quickly. Their forging skills are impressive, considering their weapons are made of bone and do not break easily
Due to their anatomy having avian features, their bones are hollow much like actual birds so they take damage much more severely
Them being quick to annoy also can hinder them in combat, often resulting in them lashing out without thinking and becoming predictable
Tends to underestimate opponents a lot and pays gravely for their error
Very stubborn and will not retreat unless absolutely necessary, which has almost killed them numerous times
Tenshi is the shortest of their race. The average height of a Reaper is 12 feet.
Reapers do not care about identity, so none of them have names. Tenshi only has one because Azamuku started calling them "Tenshi" one day and they just got used to it. Their last name they picked for themselves after hearing Azamuku recite an Edgar Allen Poe poem
Tenshi's screams of rage sound like a distorted mix of a Falcon call and several blood curdling screams screaming in unison
Tenshi can die, but eating souls actually adds to their lifespan, making them artificially immortal. If they do not eat souls within the span of 5 years, they will die
When Reapers die, their body disintegrates, leaving nothing behind. They are unable to be resurrected due to lacking a soul
Whenever Tenshi sustains damage, they are able to heal by eating souls, how many they need to eat depends on how severe the damage is
Tenshi can physically feel, such as touch or pain.
When they kill a target/opponent, they usually take a random bone from the body, either as proof the target is 100% dead (they usually just present their soul though) or as a keepsake if they deemed them worthy to remember.
Tenshi has a hidden fascination in weaponcraft and whenever they encounter a new type of weapon, they start studying it immediately. If they like using it enough, they will design one of their own using the bones they have collected
Tenshi can only play most video games for a couple minutes before immediately getting frustrated and/or bored, but they are able to play for longer if the games are specifically Minecraft or Toribash, where they will go for days playing them nonstop.
In Minecraft, Tenshi has a habit of making dirt shacks and completely forgetting where they built them when they go too far from them, so they build a new one and the cycle repeats until the world is littered with abandoned dirt shacks 30 chunks apart from each other...and they will still forget where their numerous dirtshacks are and keep building new ones.
Tenshi is 5th Dan in Toribash and finds enjoyment playing Aikido Big Dojo and Lenshu
If Tenshi played Smash Bros Ultimate they would main Greninja (They would find enjoyment for a few minutes, but never play again since they prefer "realistic" fighting over cartoon violence)
If Tenshi played Mario Kart 8 they would main Dry Bowser and Bone Rattler (They find racing games really boring)
If Tenshi played Splatoon, they would primarily use Splatana Stamper and Splat Dualies (They lack the necessary patience to play shooter games)
If Tenshi played any Pokemon game, they would use only Ghost and Dark types (They think RPGs are tedious and frustrating, especially those with exp systems)
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The lie was "i am unreal" i am pretty wacky, who could love a person with hair as crazy as mine?
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The same group crying "speech police" are the ones banning books and passing laws under "DON'T SAY gay". The same group whining about the destruction of the economy and inflation and taxes, only have two "solutions" for it: mass layoffs and lowering income tax for people over 200k a year, but increasing sales tax across the board.
Every Conservative accusation is a confession.
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Bonus points if you talk like you have an audience!
Talking to myself out loud like a point and click protagonist
This is Royal Rockhopper. An OC I had living rent free in my head without a physical form for a year and a half.
I got the motivation to draw him after binging a whole season of Mighty Morphin' on Netflix, it's not perfect by any means but what can you do. Below you can find some stuff about him.
Royal is a part of a team of six sentai heroes.
He's one of those types that always tries to be cool and flashy but ends up causing more trouble than necessary. He still gets the job done however.
The Sixteenth Note on his jacket represents his fast finger speed when shredding on his keytar.
His keytar is an axe blaster hybrid. To shoot, he has to play a chord which fires a beam, but to rapid fire, he has to really shred it.
His Zord is a Rockhopper Penguin and it has two modes which are Standing and Tank. Standing can shoot missiles from hidden compartments on its belly, while tank has the penguin laying on its front while tank treads pop out so it can move about. Its mouth has a cannon that comes out of it which fires heavy artillery.
He also has a blue motorcycle which has laser guns on the front of it. He is a safe driver for the most part but does use it to run over enemies. (Not random pedestrians that pick a fight with him, but like the actual enemies his team fights on the regular)
There's the guy, hope you like him.
How bodies decompose
Wilderness survival skills
Mob mentality
Other cultures
What it takes for a human to die in a given situation
Common tropes in your genre
Average weather for your setting
Gaaaah why do i not think about things. My bad.
thrown to the wolves
Truly the pinnacle of gamer moments
not one... but TWO fist bumps!! (w/ @hurryflurrie)
This ad is me looking in the mirror after work
Print ad in the 2003 "Who Are You?" Nintendo ad campaign whereby Nintendo characters were presented as taped over live action scenes, featuring Mario.
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Just to remind everyone to please be respectful in the LGBTQIA++ community, queer or not. Just because they are "confusing" doesn't mean you have to literally disregard their identity all together, be it their pronouns or gender. Just because they don't know what pronouns you actually use yet doesn't mean you have to harass them 24/7 about it. Just because someone uses pronouns/genders that seem "off" to society doesn't mean we have to shun them out and harass them as well.
Your pronouns, gender, and sexuality are valid! Please remember that we support you and help you in every step of the way!! Whenever it be neopronouns, xenogenders, the aro-ace spectrum, the trans community, gays, lesbians, everyone! 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
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You tagged lil ol me? ...HOW DARE YOU. /jk
Last song: Spiderman's theme from UMVC3? Does that count?
Fav color: You know those silly goober colors on the rainbow? I like those.
Currently watching: Kakuranger. I'm a sentai dweeb. It's fucking weird but...oddly enjoyable???
Last movie: I think it was the Star Wars movie with puppet Yoda forgor what episode it was.
Currently reading: READING IS FOR NERDS. ...It's kinda sad but the last thing I read was shit I've written personally.
Sweet, Savory, or Spicy: Why not all three? :3 I'm very hungry
Relationship: Forever Single. If I could have a queer platonic relationship though, that'd be kinda cool.
Current Obsession: ...Sentai ._.
Last Googled: Kakuranger. I forgot the name of the fucking show for this post so I had to google it to make sure it was the right one. Before that though was Banana is Perfect.
Currently working on: Mental Health as well, it's a challenge for sure.
No @'s bc I don't wanna be a bother lol
Tysm @444rockstargf for the tag!!
Last song: In the air tonight- Phil Collins
Favorite Color: Forest green
Currently Watching: Supernatural
Last movie: Fallen (1998)
Currently Reading: Carrie by Stephen King and a Dean Winchester fic called As it Was on Wattpad
Sweet, Spicy, or Savory?: Spicy 100%
Relationship: Single as FUCK
Current Obsession: Scripting for/thinking about my drs (specifically all my ones for Rory Characters and my Dean Winchester dr)
Last googled: Dean Winchesters birthday (notice a pattern??)
Currently working on: A request from a very dear friend +lots of fic ideas
Tags (sorry if you’ve already been tagged, no pressure <3): @kappasbbgirl @iiheartsai @facingreailitysgravity @angelsanarchy @wildathevrt @svgarcaine @strawberrybyers @violetshazard @k1mdr4cul4
Who is this bitch and why is she in my feed? PFP and Banner by my dear friend Gooby.
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