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Redesigned Royal Rockhopper AGAIN and gave him his own action pose.

I know I said Azamuku was next in Tenshi's bio, but I ran into a block when writing her, so I instead wrote this abomination. This idea was one I've had since highschool for a monster that embodies fear itself and feeds off of it. No art this time because I'm not confident enough to actually draw this fucker. Without any further delay, here is my new OC, Perturbyzz.

Perturbyzz

Age: Unknown

Gender: N/A but most refer to him with He/Him pronouns due to him having a masculine voice regardless of how he appears

Species: Fear Eater

Sexuality: N/A

Height: Between 2'2" and 9'9"

Description

Perturbyzz's form varies depending on his prey, though the form that he consistently appears in is an arachnoid creature that is mannequin-like in appearance, with 6 or more legs that have human hands on the end, crab-like arms with pincers and a scorpion tail that injects hallucinogenic venom. He is able to morph his form freely and can shrink and grow a fixed amount. One limitation his morphing has is his inability to deviate from having mannequin traits until he injects his prey with his venom and enters their mind. His movement is very rigid much like a marionette and he is able to contort his body in nearly impossible ways to unnerve his victims often making clicking sounds with his body when doing so. When he morphs human characteristics, he usually has an unnerving, wide, fanged grin with empty eyeholes that can have sharp teeth growing inside of them. His voice is masculine and tenor. When pretending to be passive, his voice sounds comforting and alluring, but when he shows his true nature, his voice is distorted, shrill and demented sounding with a subtle growl.

Personality

* Sadistic and mentally deranged. Takes pleasure in making others suffer

* He masks this at first by appearing formal and humble to lure prey into a false sense of security

* Has a vast vocabulary and uses unnecessarily lengthy and hard to pronounce words in his sentences

* Has a gruesome imagination and is creative when concocting environments or forms to torment his victims with

* Chaotic and hard to predict

* Likes to stalk prey to study them before making his presence known or luring them to his domain

* Doesn't see the need to physically kill his victims, often letting them go if they manage to survive, though the number that don't die from stress or trauma (physical and mental) related causes is very few.

Abilities

This section is here because this fucker is a swiss army knife of terror and agony

* Hallucinogen Venom is akin to multiple doses of pure LSD but isn't deadly. It is able to knock the foe unconscious and puts them in a nightmare designed after their worst fears. The nightmare world appears nauseatingly bright colored with occasional eyes constantly following their movement. The venom leaves foes in a state of delirium, feeling sluggish and dizzy.

* Has psychological abilities that only work when the foe is unconscious, where he can enter their dreams and terrorize them with his imagination. In the real world it is limited to showing Perturbyzz what their victim is afraid of.

* In a nightmare, Perturbyzz is much more organic looking and more fluid in his movement. He has unlimited potential with how he can morph. Ranging from multiplication, to being able to become really tiny to almost skyscraper height.

* In the real world, he is able to make holes in his body that shoot out light to disorient his victims. The holes also usually have teeth jutting out of them

* He can change the color of his body much like a chameleon. He uses this if a victim has a fear to a specific color (usually appearing pure white or purple) or if he needs to camouflage

* His morphing abilities do allow for mimicry if he happens to see the victim with someone they trust while stalking them. He will copy that person down to their characteristics, but it's usually easy to see through this due to him usually lacking personal knowledge, him still having his puppet-like movement, parts of the disguise still having mannequin aspects (though this part is hard to tell if the victim happens upon him in the dark or if the person he's mimicking wears clothing that hide these details), and the voice sounding off-putting.

Weaknesses

* If you manage to get over your fears, Perturbyzz struggles to adapt to this.

* Nothing scares Perturbyzz... except for his own reflection. If you want to ward off a potential encounter with this monster, carry a mirror. This will not work if he is currently using mimicry, however

* Perturbyzz doesn't fight and often flees when he is no longer able to torment a victim, or if the victim becomes the predator. However, when he's backed into a corner with no way out, he will not hesitate to kill the perpetrator.

* Sometimes Perturbyzz goes overboard with his psychological horror and throws all of his cards on the table, which can potentially screw him over

* Perturbyzz can get really careless and think he is invincible when he has his victims backed into a corner especially in dreams

Random facts you know the drill

* Perturbyzz's favorite fears are Koinoniphobia (fear of rooms) and Nyctophobia (fear of the dark), as one allows him to visualize complicated mazes of rooms for his victims to stumble through, and the other lets him hide in dreams very easily

* His least favorites are Erotophobia (Fear of sex) and he will ignore it if the victim has other fears to exploit.

* Not much is known of where Perturbyzz came from or if there are others out there like him. He never reveals personal information except for his name even when his life depends on it.

* Some people actually seek out Perturbyzz to get a thrill out of his venom. He will sparingly comply with these requests but only if the thrill-seekers bring him an unsuspecting offering in return.

* Perturbyzz reproduces asexually, but the reproduction kills the parent, so he chooses not to for the time being.

* Perturbyzz has to molt every 3 years. He often uses his molts as decorations in his domain and it helps ward off threats

* When Perturbyzz is unable to feed off of fear, he instead feeds on fungi. He is immune to poisons, so he can eat any kind.

* He REALLY likes to morph eyes in places they shouldn't be on his body.

Give me salt. I want salt. I will drink the salt. I will lick the salt. SALT.

God I miss miiverse for the silly things like these.

One of the winners of the 2013 "Year of Luigi" official Miiverse art contest, drawn by user "Zapp/ゼップ" from Germany and depicting a stylized interpretation of Dreamy Luigi from Mario & Luigi: Dream Team.

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