I Got Bored, So I Made Myself A Gif :3 Inbox Is Open And ASK ME ANYTHING

The Government brings back trial by combat and televises it to earn revenue. The worse the crime, the more difficult the champion. You’re the government’s chosen champion to fight a tax evader who owes 40 million.

The more I light my lighter, the lighter it gets until it’s too light to light

can i give up on the golden angel of jesus?

It’s really happening! Save The Light, a console game with an all-new story (crafted with @rebeccasugar) is coming to you this year!

Everyone has 100 amazing days in their life. Some people have one great day a year and live to the ripe old age of 100. Others burn through them at twice the rate and life half as long, but you can’t choose when they happen. You’ve just gone 93 and haven’t had one.

Diamond Flush

When Pearl gets poofed in a freak accident, the other Gems are unable to find her until her Gem turns up at a nearby casino as a prize for an upcoming poker tournament. Unfortunately, Garnet has been banned from the casino since the 1970′s for cheating, Peridot looks too young to legally gamble and Amethyst is comically bad at card games. It’s up to Lapis to find her inner card shark and bring Pearl back home.