I CAN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT THIS

sirius is a bratty sub but he’s not very good at it and remus is a soft dom and they are both just needy and possessive all the time

james, being oblivious, had always assumed sirius would be a top. i mean he took control of situations and was always confident. one day he accidentally walks in on him and remus doing the do, and witnesses some very disturbing things “what do you want pads?” “need you, moons, need you so bad” “beg for it” and after realising his best friend is, in fact, a power bottom, he does not hestitate to tease thef u c k out of him for it

Rb if your account is safe space for

-LGBTQ+

-People from every nation

-All religions

-Dark skin people

-Asian people

-Uyghur Turks and Muslims

-People with mental disorders

-People with illness

-Neurodivergent people

fuck breakups have you ever been waiting for the second part of a series only to find out months later that it’s being discontinued?

fuck breakups have u ever waited for a second part of a series to be released and it has been 8 months since the first part aired and u haven’t even got the release date yet ?

need i remind you that ronald weasley, aged eleven, didn’t know that he had just sat in ~the harry potter~’s compartment and offered half of his sandwich to this random boy on the train who he’d only just met, because he was all alone and seemed to have no food,

i’m sick of the ron slander

i’ve been thinking abt this a lot. so when i rewatched the harry potter movies recently, i noticed that hagrid never calls draco by his first name. even in a learning setting, where he’s a professor, he calls harry hermione and ron by their first names but simply calls draco “malfoy” and i have a theory as to why. so obviously hagrid is friends with hermione and ron because like any friend of harry’s is a friend of hagrid’s, right? so when draco calls hermione a mudblood, hagrid is angry because obviously that’s horrible and it made her cry for gods’ sake! and i have a feeling hagrid is the type of person who would forever defend his friends, and although he remains mostly polite to draco in his lessons, hagrid’s little way of showing that he stands by hermione, without getting him in trouble of course, is to never call him draco, but simply malfoy when he’s being addressed. that’s it, that’s all i have to say

look at my lovely fools 🥺

some remus lupin headcanons i have that literally no one asked for

will never admit it but he actually loves history of magic

swears all the time

except during sex where he just uses merlin instead

queen is his favourite band by a long shot

sirius learns some queen songs on guitar so he can play them for remus to impress him

remus rolls his eyes but is secretly very impressed

hates coffee

pretends to hate when padfoot licks him but secretly loves it

jumpers galore

really likes joseph and the amazing technicolour dreamcoat for some reason

hums his favourite songs all the time without realising

long attention span

like he could sit and watch the sky for hours

or james and sirius messing about on their brooms

or the raindrops going down the windows

he likes when it’s sunny because he gets to watch the sun illuminate sirius’ face

but his favourite weather is when it’s crisp and dry, or when there’s a rainstorm

loves sirius’ head in his lap whilst he reads

loves hands running through his hair (mainly sirius’)

hates water but drinks it anyway

“it has no flavour whatsoever” “why are you drinking it then” “it’s good for you innit”

i’m convinced that he talks in proper english all day up until around 6pm where he gets lazy/tired and starts muttering in bristolian

m o r n i n g p e r s o n

will only go shirtless in front of the marauders bc he’s insecure of his scars :((

never likes to cut his hair, but it’s ok because it never grows past his ears

he has a lip piercing because why not

buff but he doesn’t often show it

it’s a sight for mainly sirius

loves it when sirius gently tickles or touches him because it makes him feel human :,(

has never worn skinny jeans in his life

and never will.

has to help sirius tie a tie for events (weddings etc)

no allergies but pretends to be allergic to tree nuts because he just hates them and he doesn’t want to seem picky

chocolate cake is his favourite (to eat and to make)

chocoholic

doesn’t really like champagne all that much but he drinks it to feel posh

sirius was the first person he was properly attracted to, not just based on looks

hates slughorn.

likes his name but prefers “moons” or “moony” usually

always twirling his wand or tapping his feet

fidgeting all the time

cisgender but prefers he/they

this is the cutest thing i’ve ever seen

again i’m also not tagging anyone but please feel free to do it as well, it’s so adorable

I'm goning to attempt to start a picrew chain

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