There Is Absolutely No Way That This Was Done By Accident

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Maternity kits, medical threads and scissors, water testing kits, anesthetics, mobile desalination units, etc do you see the pattern? Israel is not only starving the people of Gaza but it also wants to ensure the spread of disease through contaminated water and surgical tools, as well as ensuring injured Palestinians suffer through horrendous pain.

It's beyond sickening.

me and the bois on halloween, 2 of us had too much sugar and one of us is babysitting

some sharp boys. some absolute rowdy men. just some rowdy toothy guys

did i hear somebody say  j o h n  m u l a n y ?

One of the funniest things I ever experienced was when I went to go see John Mulaney live, and halfway through a bit about how expensive college in the States is, he looked down at the sleeve of his suit jacket and just. stopped. dead halt, mid sentence.

And after like three seconds, where we’re all trying to figure out the punchline because the story clearly hadn’t ended, and John Mulaney quietly says, “Has there been tinfoil on my buttons the whole goddamn show?”

He’d taken his suit to the drycleaner, and they’d wrapped the buttons on the sleeves and the coat with tinfoil to protect them, and John Mulaney didn’t notice until half-way through his set, and was SO FLABBERGASTED that he never did finish the story about college and instead did five minutes on how stupid it was that his buttons were reflecting the light and he just didn’t notice, and in that moment I understood more about John Mulaney as a person than I ever have.

not gonna lie the picture would make a great meme

This commercial for Charmin Ultra-Strong has horrifying implications.

The fact that there is a security checkpoint for the bear airport (or should I say, bearport) implies that there are certain bears who have malicious intent to blow up the bearplanes.  There are bearrorists in this universe that aspire to destroy things that these ass-wiping mammals hold near and dear.

reblog this right f!cking now please

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You see a post like this? Where OP might hurt/kill themselves? You hit that button that I circled

Hit that.

Click Suicide or Self-harm Concern

Yes.

Fill in the rest of it, and hit submit. The “content you reported” will fill itself in

Tumblr will follow up and help them.

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This could SAVE SOMEONE’S LIFE.

YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO REBLOG THIS.

I DON’T GIVE A FUCK IF IT DOESN’T GO WITH YOUR BLOG’S THEME.

And yes, REBLOG. Liking does no shit at all. This isn’t ig.

You reblog, people see it. You don’t, people don’t see it. This shit’s that simple.

This could save someone’s life. It’s not a joke.

no they are not

it’s interesting how wii channel music became shorthand for millennial existential despair. it was composed to be cheerful and quirky, but as the miis are symbolic of ourselves they inherited our agony

the sauciest

quirked up white boy with a little bit of swag busts it down sexual style.. is he goated with the sauce?

tbh i thought Patton was suddenly being seductive for some reason

No thoughts only this moment