Today On Things My Boss Says: "I Don't Want To Pull Over And Pop A Squat Because I'm Afraid A Toad Will

today on things my boss says: "I don't want to pull over and pop a squat because i'm afraid a toad will suck on my ass cheek with its little mouth."

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“It is the suburban ordinariness of all this that seems, for a moment, absolutely wonderful, a somewhat Jewish history with no martyrs, no sages, no philosophical torment, the grumpy Almighty not much in evidence; a place of happy banality; much stuck into property disputes, dressing up, weddings and festivals; tough army boys living next door to the even tougher goyishe boatmen of the rough waters; a place of unguents and alleys, throwing stones in the river and lingering under the palms; a time and a world altogether innocent of the romance of suffering. but, wouldn’t you know it, trouble came, all the same.”

-The Story of the Jews, by Simon Schama


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4 years ago
Last Year One Of Our Goats, Eddie, Died. This Year My Mum And I Dug Up His Skull For Fun :^)
Last Year One Of Our Goats, Eddie, Died. This Year My Mum And I Dug Up His Skull For Fun :^)
Last Year One Of Our Goats, Eddie, Died. This Year My Mum And I Dug Up His Skull For Fun :^)
Last Year One Of Our Goats, Eddie, Died. This Year My Mum And I Dug Up His Skull For Fun :^)

last year one of our goats, Eddie, died. This year my mum and I dug up his skull for fun :^)


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6 years ago
Got Some Nice River Rocks, Hope They Don’t End Up Like The Petrified Wood (https://www.legendsofamerica.com/az-petrifiedcurse/)
Got Some Nice River Rocks, Hope They Don’t End Up Like The Petrified Wood (https://www.legendsofamerica.com/az-petrifiedcurse/)
Got Some Nice River Rocks, Hope They Don’t End Up Like The Petrified Wood (https://www.legendsofamerica.com/az-petrifiedcurse/)
Got Some Nice River Rocks, Hope They Don’t End Up Like The Petrified Wood (https://www.legendsofamerica.com/az-petrifiedcurse/)

Got some nice river rocks, hope they don’t end up like the petrified wood (https://www.legendsofamerica.com/az-petrifiedcurse/)


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