This Might Be Controversial, But I Need Different Fanfics For Eddie Munson, All I Can Ever Find Is Eddie

“let me get that for you” i say sexily pulling on a door that says push

watched the lost boys 1987

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the shape

god, kurt kunkle is such a fucking whimpy, weak, pathetic, no-good, attention-whore loser.

and i really wanna fuck his brains out.

bo and lester ghost hunting. vincent is the camera man

okay, wow. i was NOT expecting my lost boys post to actually get any attention. thank you for all the love on it, it means so much that people actually enjoyed it! i’m trying to think of what i should write next. if you have any requests PLEASE let me know. i’ll write for pretty much any slasher!

Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself

literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro

Steve can't stop bringing you flowers in the spring <3 He's on his walk home from work and he just happens to past the florists and he can't stop himself because those pretty pink ones would look so perfect in his girls hands, and it becomes like a little routine for him which makes him hate driving home because he can't stop and get you flowers, and they know him by name in the shop now, they know what his girl likes and they practically know you with how much Steve talks about you, he always comes home so happy with himself, hiding them behind his back to surprise you. "Oh, Stevie you shouldn't have." "Yes I should have, a pretty girl deserves pretty flowers." <3