Hey Just A Reminder That Thought Crime Doesn’t Exist And Pretending To Have Empathy Is Just As Good

editing your own writing is like woah you really like commas........ maybe ease up on those commas there, pal........ maybe Fewer commas would be nice

ao3 users orphan_account and anonymous sure have some really banger fics ngl

you can replace studying with 0.5-4 hours of thinking about The Character. but watch out

Pondering my orbs.

why is "mummies are so rare bc the british ate them" always presented as like a morbid fun fact and not an example of heinous racism and dehumanization of people of colour to the point of cannibalism. a little bit odd if im honest.

making this on my phone with very little sleep or consideration, but i think the point stands

you never truly leave a fandom. some day down the road you’re gonna remember the blorbo you were obsessed with when you were ten and never recover the brainrot that’ll attack you out of nowhere

Why does basil smell so fucking amazing

SAM: Uhhh, Alice? // ALICE: Yeah? // SAM: I think the text to speech AIs are in love with each other. // ALICE: Heh. Chester and Norris started flirting mid-paragraph again? // SAM: A-again? // ALICE: Ya, they do that when they get side-tracked by outside data. It's just a bug, wait it out. // SAM: Wha??

Could you imagine