(Found this in my old drafts, I wrote it before the FOM update. Would be a waste not to post it here. I also made a skit related to this one with Farmer and Caldarus but more unhinged/dramatic and longer skit. β‘οΈ Link)
[Setting: Caldarus has just broken free from his stone prison. Dust settles, magic crackles in the air, and the Farmer stands frozen, staring at the man before them.]
Farmer: *inhales sharply* Oh. My. Gods.
Caldarus: *blinking, adjusting to his newfound freedom* Yes, Iβ
Farmer: *gripping his shoulders* YOUβRE HOT!!!
Caldarus: *startled* What?
Farmer: *shaking him slightly* I knew youβd be attractive, but this? This is illegal!
Caldarus: *trying to recover from both the dramatic exit from his prison and this energy* Iβwell... Thank you, I supposeβ
Farmer: *grabs his hands, eyes shining* You donβt understand. I was ready to marry a rock. I was prepared to take my vows in front of a lawn ornament.
Caldarus: *slowly processing* You were going to what?
Farmer: *serious nod* I was mentally prepared to wake up every day and say, βGood morning, my beloved paperweight.β
Caldarus: *rubbing his temples* I just broke free from my stoney prison, and this is what Iβm met with?
Farmer: *grinning* Welcome back to the world, my dear! Wanna get married?
Caldarus: *sighs, but thereβs an amused smile tugging at his lips* At least let me breathe first.
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Caldarus: *sighs, pinching the bridge of his nose* Fine. But if I hear one joke about rocks, Iβm turning back into one.
Farmer: *gasps dramatically* You wouldnβt dare.
Caldarus: *raising an eyebrow* Try me.
Farmer: *grinning* Well, thatβs just stone-cold of you.
Caldarus: *visibly struggling to maintain composure* Iβm serious.
Farmer: *nodding* Of quartz you are.
Caldarus: *groans* I regret everything.
Farmer: *pats his shoulder* Donβt take me for granite.
Caldarus: *sighs, looking up at the sky as if pleading with the gods* I should have stayed petrified.
Farmer: *beaming* Too late, rock husband. Youβre stuck with me now.
Caldarus: *despite himself, a small chuckle escapes* At least eternity wonβt be boring.
Okay, so I finally downloaded the Sunberry Village mod and let me just say, it was totally worth it. Iβve been eyeing it for a while, and after seeing all the gorgeous screenshots and hearing people rave about it, I knew I had to try it out for myself.
That saidβ¦ I did have to remove East Scarp from my mods folder. As much as I adore that mod, my poor little laptop just couldnβt handle everything running at once. (RIP, memory.) But hey, itβs not goodbye forever just a temporary pause until I get a proper upgrade. Hopefully soon! (Also, fun fact: I heard that the Always Raining in the Valley mod was integrated into Sunberry Village now, so if youβre like me and want to pursue Sterling, youβll find him here instead. One more reason to dive in!)
Now letβs talk about Sunberry Village itself, what a gem of a mod. The new map is just chefβs kiss! Lush, vibrant, and full of cozy details that make the whole place feel alive. The NPCs are super well-written and diverse, each with their own personalities and stories. And there's even marriageable candidates here. Iβve already had a few cutscenes and honestly? Iβm hooked. I can tell a lot of love went into their design.
Thereβs also tons of new places to explore, including little hidden spots and secret passages that make wandering around feel like a proper adventure.
And yes, they even have their own mines! I tried them out and Iβm kind of obsessed. Every level has a fresh layout, different biomes, and brand-new vibes. Itβs not just your average mine crawl, it feels like stepping into a different world with every floor.
If youβre looking for a rich, immersive expansion that blends perfectly with other mods like SVE, RSV, ES or VMV, this is it. Whether youβre into farming, fighting, exploring, or just getting to know new characters, Sunberry Village has something for you.
If you want to play it too, you can find the mod here on NexusMods
(A/N: Enjoy my overreaction about this mod's cutscenes)
*I loaded up my save file of my farmer, Yvonne, who's engaged to Sam. I was heading to Sebastian's room with a birthday present when suddenly a cutscene started playing. Sebastian appeared at the beach docks, a path of rose petals leading the way.*
Me: What in the world? *experiencing a sense of dΓ©ja vu*
Sebastian: Yvonne, I've been thinking about you constantly.
Me: Hold up, Sebastian! Aren't you married to my farmer, Aleia? This is incredibly messed up.
Sebastian: *clears his throat* I... um... I want to be with you as your boyfriend.
Me: *noticing the limited choices provided in the game* Where's the rejection option!?
Sebastian: *looking expectantly, waits for Yvonne's response*
Me: Guess there's no other choice here. I'll accept his confession.
Sebastian: *sounding relieved* Thank you for waiting for me to sort out my feelings and for always listening.
Me: Seriously, Sebastian? *facepalms*
Sebastian: *whispering softly* I... I love you, Yvonne.
Yvonne: *too stunned and betrayed to respond*
Me: *le gasp* This is so wrong on so many levels, not just for my farmer Aleia, but also for poor Sam!
*According to tradition, give the bouquet back to Sebastian when you're ready to make your relationship status official*
Me: Absolutely not! *frustrated and amused by the absurdity of the situation* This is ridiculous. I'm not giving him the bouquet, and I hope Sam doesn't find out about this whole mess.
Yvonne: *blinks twice at the unexpected event*
Me: *laughing out loud* First I catch Sam serenading to my farmer Aleia and now! Sebastian confessing heartfelt messages to Yvonne? Boys, what the heck is up with you two? This is starting to get ridiculous!
*The scene ends, leaving myself, the player, contemplating the strange and unexpected exchange between Sebastian and Yvonne, and considering the impact it might have on the relationships in your Stardew Valley world*
Mod: "Maggs Immersive Sebastian Dialogue and Custom Events Spicy or Sweet" by @maggplays
Since 1.15 now released, I was looking through the Stardew Valley Expanded changelog hoping to find new updates and particularly any new marriageable NPC options. However, to my disappointment, I discovered that only Scarlet has been added as a marriageable candidate. Where are the other desired NPCs like Isaac, Alesia, Jadu or Camilla? It's quite disappointing to see they're still unavailable for marriage in the game. Damn it! β’Μ βΏ ,β’Μ
SterlingΒ whiskedΒ AleiaΒ awayΒ on aΒ scenic motorbike ride through the picturesque valley, all with the intention of witnessing the breathtaking sunset by the beach. As they cruised along the winding roads, the vibrant colors of the landscape around them began to change, reflecting the warm hues of the setting sun. The air was filled with the scent of saltwater and wildflowers, creating a perfect atmosphere for their adventure. The shared laughter and stories, feeling the wind in their hair as they made their way to the shore, eager to experience the beauty of the twilight sky as it painted the horizon in shades of orange, pink, and purple. It was a moment they both cherished, a simple yet profound escape into natureβs splendor.
(4th Heart Event, dude over here decides to give you a romantic joyride by the beach!)
I decided treat myself to a henna tattoo featuring the iconic Stardrop Fruit from SDV.
Just saw Caldarusβs official design, and WOW! He looks absolutely majestic. The long flowing hair, the intricate outfit, the dragon prince aura, everything about him is perfect. Youβd never guess this man was trapped as a lawn ornament for who knows how long because he came out looking legendary.
Tbh, after seeing his official portrait, I just canβt stop staring at him. Hahaha, heβs just that stunning!
Iβm so excited to see all the fanart and fanfics people will create for him! The community is about to go wild, and honestly? He deserves it.
Caution: Below here is a picture of Caldarus in human form. (βα΄ββΏ)
(Big thanks to @azem-ghale for showing this pic)
A/N: I made a banner and dividers (I found the stars on pinterest) π look at me go. But, once again this is tagged as x reader as well. Feel free to use a word replacer for this :) (I also know that Marchβs eyes are black. However, I decided to take creative freedom.)
Summary: Violet has been in Mistria for just a little over a week now. But she has never experienced drunk March before.
Warnings: Just drinking at the Inn on friday night!
Settling into her new life in Mistria wasnβt hard. Violet got up everyday bright at early, watered her crops and tried to clear her farm for a few hours before sheβd inevitably run up to town and buy seeds to replenish the ones she harvested. Sheβd stop at the inn and get some soup, talk to Hemlock or Jo when they were there. Then sheβd run around a bit more, stopping in to say hi to everyone. Maybe go do some fishing or check out the Western Ruins to see if there was anything else so could donate to the museum. But there was one thing she never skipped. And it was saying hello to everyone, that was always the number one priority.
Sheβd never skip March. Despite his prior attitude, and as much as she wanted too. Violet had to prove to him and everyone else here that she wasnβt going anywhere. But, her first Friday in town as she shuffled into the Inn after getting her farm- mostly cleared off she was met with Reinaβs bright bubbly voice.
βViolet!β She grins, running around to get to her faster. God- that action alone made her want to scoop her up into her arms and spin her around. Reina was so sweet every single time without fail. She felt like a friend that Vi could talk to for hours while laying in her lap. And normally she would share the same enthusiasm as her but, Violet ended up looking up slowly from the pure exhaustion she was experiencing; those rocks on her farm were no joke. And while Reina was always a delight to see, she just wanted soup. That creamy delightful smelling soup that was bubbling in the cauldron. Was that cheese? God she hoped it was cheese.
βMm?β She grumbles but it doesnβt deter Reina. She quickly gets her a bowl of soup and slides in next to her. Violet's whole mood increasing tenfold as she digs in and looks at Reina.
βYou have to make sure to come to the inn tonight!β Reina beams, with the stupidly gorgeous smile she had. βItβs always a blast on Friday nights! Everyone has so much fun! Tell me youβll come!β She pleads with her. And Violet is a simple woman.
With food in her system, finally the farmer smiles. βItβs really that cool? I guess Iβll have to come check it out. But iβm working on getting the bridge repaired for the Saturday Markets. So, it might be later in the night.β She replies smiling at her new friend. Reina grins and claps, reaching to give her a hug which Violet quickly accepts. It was like hugging one of those giant stuffed bears you won at carnivals.
βYes! Thatβs fine! Whenever you can!β She beams. Violet had to admit, her enthusiasm was nice. Everyone seemed so excited to integrate her into this town as if she was always apart of it. Itβ¦was refreshing. Violet gives Reina a nod.
βYou have my word, Iβll be here.β Vi smiles, and she meant it. She'd be there. It would be nice to relax and hang out with everyone at the Inn, she just hoped she could get the bridge done before then.
βββ
It felt silly. Violet felt completely and utterly foolish. Standing in front of her mirror, just minutes before she was going to head over to the Inn trying to decide what to wear. Surely everyone would be wearing their normal everyday clothes. She kicks away the little black dress. But why- why did she care so much about her own outfit?! She could just wear her normal outfit. It would be fine. At least that was what she was trying to convince herself of. But somewhere in the back of her mind, she knows that this might be a good chance to show off for a particular red head-
She shakes her head, "No." She says quickly pointing at herself in the mirror. "No, no, no, Violet. You are not falling for a red head! He's not even a real red head! You can see his roots! You are not doing this." She scolds herself. "This is your chance to distance yourself from anything and anyone. We are not fucking it up because we need therapy!" Violet lets out a big huff. Running her hand through her hair, and nodding. She'd just- wear this. Her normal outfit. Stripped shirt. Overall dress. Knee highs. It be fine.
Once, she enters the Inn she can see why Reina was so insistent. Everyone is there, sitting at various tables doing whatever it is- they were doing. It was bustling, it was lively...it felt like home.
"Violet!"
The Violet in question looks to see Reina rushing forward, a warm smile on her face. "You made it!" She cheers, god- she was so fucking sweet. Violet just wanted to curl up with her and pour her heart out to her. She was so wonderful, Violet can feel the smile spread.
"I told you! I wouldn't miss it!" She gives Reina a hug. Resisting the urge to melt into her arms. "But...everywhere looks so busy..." She whispers.
"Oh! Don't worry about that, just walk around and chat! Everyone kinda does their own thing, you'll find your place in time." Reina reassures. Those words- she had no idea the amount of tears Violet is holding back in that very moment.
"Y-yeah..." Violet nods, "Right." She gives Reina a nod before going over to the Eiland, Celine, Balor, Adeline, and Holt.
"Hello, Violet!" Eiland greets, his smile isn't as warm as Reina's- at least not in the same capcity. Where Reina's smile was like curling up with a blanket, in front of the fireplace on a cold winter morning? Eiland's was like the sunshine, like when you were a kid and played too hard during the summer falling to the ground and feelings the warm ground. βWeβre playing Dungeons and Drama! Youβre welcome to listen for a bit.β He offers.
βYeah.β Violet nods, sitting next to Holt with a smile. Everyone introducing their characters had her smiling as she went to enjoy some of the other groups as well. Sheβd never tell a soul but The Bearded Bad Brad was her favorite so far.
At the next table, she played around of cards before she realized Olric was just- unbelievably lucky. She frowned, she hated loosing. And, everyone was starting to get rowdy because of his unbelievable luck. So, she politely excused herself from the table. Making her way over to the bar-
βViolet!β March said, but that was way too enthusiastic to be March. Slowly, she turned around, and it was in fact March. Or a clone of him? It had to be, standing there with the biggest smile sheβd ever seen him have. Slight blush on his cheeks, βCome over here! Sit next to me!! Youβre always so busy during the week!β The clone said.
βMarch is quite the lightweight.β Elsie speaks up. Violet looks over at the regal old woman. βBut it is him, heβs a kind drunk.β She gives Violet a nod. She turns back to March.
βYouβre telling me thatβs not a clone?β
A roar of laughter from the bar. βNo, dear.β Elsie smiles. βThat very much so is March, our grumpy little blacksmith.β
βViolet!β He whines, βCome here!β He pouts even more. How could she refuse? Making her way over to the drunk March, she canβt help but smile at him. His hair was mused from him running his hands through it, his cheeks were rosy from the alcohol. His smile was contagious, especially as he realized Violet was walking toward him.
βHi March.β She smiles gently. Her heartbeat picking up, starting to sound like a kick drum in her ears. He was so- devastatingly pretty. Up close, March looked so fucking good. His stupidly nice jawline, dazzling hazel eyes. Violet blinks- Hazel? Werenβt they black? She tries to subtly move further away, watching as the light hits them different changing the color. Making it appear a darker almost black color.
March, does not like that Violet is leaning away. He wanted to examine every part of her face. The way that her cheeks moved when she smiled, the perfect plumpness of her lips, how her eyes shimmered like jewels in the light. The purple hue catching the light like she melted down a purple sapphire and let it pool in her eyes. He also needed to know why she looked so confused, reaching a hand out he gently pressed her back into his side. βYou look confused.β
βYour eyes arenβt black.β She mumbles, still looking at him like that. Almost like her gaze was pinning him to his spot.
March raises an eyebrow, smiling and letting out a small laugh. βNo. They arenβt.β He grins, βWhy? Do you think it make me prettier?β He says batting his perfectly dark eyelashes up at her. Violet lets out a soft laugh, wrapping an arm around his broad, sturdy shoulders. Caldarus strike her down now. She was touching him. She was touching March, and he wasnβt mad. He wasnβt pushing her off, she felt her stomach doing flips at the proximity.
βNo, it just shocked me. They normally look black when youβre next to the forge.β She comments softly, still entranced by them. She wants to reach up, cup his cheek and tilt his head up so she can see them better.
βMm.β March nods, leaning his head on her shoulder. Violet can feel her face heating at the action. She can feel eyes on her from the other patrons, and if she could muster a look at them sheβd glare. But if she looks anywhere but firmly behind the bar, sheβd explode. βOlricβs got them too.β
βYeah?β She breathes, looking down at March. βGood to know.β
βDo you like them?β He looks back up at her. Violetβs breath hitches as she sees the swirls of green and brown in his eyes even better. The light from above emphasizing more of the green. βYou look like an angel.β
Violet shakes her head. βWh-what?β She says with a shocked laugh.
March gives her a big smile. Reaching up and tucking some of her hair behind her ear. βYou look like an angel. The light is like-β He moves his hand around her face, to signal the halo of laughter around her.
She needs air. She needs space. She canβt do this- March canβt be that sweet. No matter what Elsie said, this had to be a clone of March and the real one was plotting her demise somewhere. βM-Marchβ¦β Violet says quietly, taking a step back. But he frowns, pulling her back into him.
βI like when you say my name.β He mumbles. Still looking at her as if she was the most precious thing in the world. As if he would give her the world. Violet couldnβt do this. She steps away from him, dodging his arms again.
βGoodnight March.β She whispers quickly, slapping some money down on the table to cover her food for the night and rushing out.
A/N: I know that Marchβs sprite has black eyes- but consider. No. Kfjjfjfksks no in all fairness I just thought it be interesting if he had hazel eyes, my brother does and they change the intensity depending on the lighting heβs in. So I thought because heβs around the forge so much it be interesting!
[IRL convo with my bestie, since my laptop can't handle Fields of Mistria, I'm watching her play on her computer. We just got to the part where Caldarus appears.]
Me: *still staring at Caldarus in his human form, eyes practically sparkling with admiration*
Bestie: *deadpan* Seriously?
Me: *gesturing dramatically* Hoy! Can't you see how majestic he looks? His face, his hair, gods, the ethereal beauty! Heβs radiating dragon prince energy!
Bestie: *raising an eyebrow* My dear bestie⦠he looks like a twink.
Me: *snaps head toward her in pure disbelief* Excuse me?
Bestie: *shrugging* I mean, just look at him. The delicate features, the long hair, the whole ancient-but-elegant aestheticβ!
Me: *grabs her by the shoulders, shaking her* HEβS NOT A TWINK. Why do people keep saying that?! Have you seen his chest-open portrait?! The man has muscles! Heβs got that "sleeps for centuries and wakes up ripped" kind of vibe. Do you know how hard it is to maintain that physique when you've been hibernating for hundreds of years?!
Bestie: *feeling dizzy* I-I donβt think thatβs how muscle maintenance worksβ
Me: *tightens grip and shakes her harshly* BLASPHEMY!
Bestie: *gasping for air* HELPβ
Caldarus: *watching from a distance, slightly concerned but also oddly flattered*
The sun is up high in the cloudless, brilliant blue sky, its warm rays kissing the white sand of the beach. The sound of gentle waves lapping against the shore mixes with a gentle breeze, creating a peaceful and perfect atmosphere. But there's something more. A rhythmic melody fills the air, its captivating notes drawing a small crowd of passersby.
Curious, people gather around the source of the music, their eyes locked on four young friends who are playing their musical instruments. Sam strums his guitar with skilled fingers, creating a mellow and resonant sound. Next to him, Sebastian passionately plays his keytar, adding a hint of modernity to the tune. Aleia's nimble hands move over the strings of her mini harp, producing a soft and delicate melody that intertwines with the others. And finally, Abigail plays her flute with a joyful expression, her sweet and high-pitched notes completing the harmony.
People listen intently, their faces lit up with appreciation and delight. The friends play with a natural and easy chemistry, as if the music flows through them like a second language. They move in sync, their eyes sometimes meeting and exchanging grins. The crowd is captivated by the beauty of their performance, and some even start to sway and clap along to the beat.
And as the last notes of their performance echo through the air, the friends let out sighs of contentment. They exchange smiles, their eyes sparkling with a mixture of satisfaction and pride. The crowd around them applauds enthusiastically, the sound mixed with the cheers and whistles of appreciation.
Mod: "Maggs Immersive Sebastian Dialogue and Custom Events Spicy or Sweet" & "Maggs Immersive Sam Romance Dialogue and Events (x)Spicy or Sweet 1.6" by @maggplays
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