How Did You Give Yourself An EAR INFECTION Eating Pussy

I want to spam garlic bread in the ask box of every ace spec person on this app . I'm not kidding, this is my project, it's important, you can reblog, start chains under this post, do what you want, but if you're ace spec, write something in the comments or in the reblogs, so I will gift you some garlic bread. WRITE SOMETHING IN THE REBLOGS, ANYTHING, EVEN JUST "#garlic bread", otherwise I won't find you among all these notes

Let me know if you don't receive your garlic news in two days! I might miss some orders!

Btw I'm keeping a journal of my orders. I write your usernames, so I can remember the great people who supported this project

would love a scene of someone who doesn’t take percy or his physical strength seriously and then getting their shit rocked. imagine them getting percy all worked up and pissed off, and then smiling and taunting him; “what, you wanna hit me big guy? go ahead.” and then percy punching them, which throws them like 10 feet back, breaks their nose, and fully dislocates their jaw. because they didn’t realize that percy is actually extremely strong (which is canon)

but alas, none of that will ever happen because percy isn’t allowed to be impressive or intimidating anymore

Percy Jackson trying to save the love of his life but not even blood control works so he’s left cradling Annabeth’s slowly dying body.

I keep on imaging Dark! Percy as Anakin (minus the Padme thing)

"i dont dislike taylor swift as a person, i just think her music is not that good" well i hate her as well. why the fuck am i biking everywhere and taking trains and walking two hours if she produces two tons of co2 emissions for a 15min flight. fuck her

Aesexuality and aromantics

Hi! I’m aceflux, or somewhere along the aesexual spectrum. I’m also demiromantic. I’ve had no prior trauma that I remember that has caused this, but these lack of feelings occurred. I don’t know why. Does anybody have an explanation for this?

YOU LIKE ALEX G? 😍 ON MY KNEES!!!!!

I DOOOOO 😘

if you guys have any characters you’d like me to include in the headcanons put it in my inbox <3

I also need to eat this

another TINY

'why don't you just try sex or a relationship to see if you like it'

I am going to shove a cheese grater covered in corrosive acid up your asshole, just to see if you like it.