I WAS PAINTING AND ALMOST DRAMK THE PAINT WAYER

Aroace is either missing every innuendo or understanding all of them

People when someone headcanons a character as aromantic or asexual (anywhere on the spectrum): 🤬🤬🤬 LOVE AND SEX IS ALL THAT MATTERS HOW DARE YOU SAY THEY'RE LONELY AND SAD

People when someone makes an aromantic romance repulsed character suddenly into romance / an asexual sex repulsed character suddenly into sex: WeLl It'S jUsT a HeAdCaNoN tHeReS nO hArM dOnE

Piper and Annabeth going to a Chappell Roan concert and both of them screaming their lungs out

Every time I see a “not your type” joke in reference to one Percy Jackson I have to force myself to not be violent in the comments

I'm back and with spiderverse memes to you all!

Headcanon that if Percy ever discovered or tried bloodbending I think it’d be on a spider

Like he sees one and before Annabeth even glances in that direction it explodes and it suddenly evaporates via Percy

I might need to write this

Gwen Stacy would randomly do the splits and other crazy yoga poses while cuddling, and Miles would just lay there thinking “WTF HOW DOES SHE DO THAT??”

Percy Jackson headcanons Part 3

-Percy has a siren’s voice. When he sings or hums, the attention of anyone in the vicinity is drawn to him.

-Also, Percy is definitely a huge Queen fan

-Annabeth has a spray bottle of salt water 

-Jason  listens to classical music (he just looks like he would)

-Reyna is a fucking demon at pillow fights for some unexplained reason

-Thalia likes strawberry Mentos 

-Also has a dart board up with a picture of Luke in the center (she consistently hits her mark)

-Leo sleeps in a fetal position 

-Frank likes stormy weather and stratus clouds 

-Also a frequent user of “gee willickers” or “golly gee”

-Will is an avid Beatles listener 

-Austin always has cork grease in his pocket 

-His favorite fruit is the mango as well

-Leo listens to Tyler, the Creator

-Frank occasionally listens to Viking music  (no explanation why)

-Nico loves analog horror 

-Will watches it with him

-Piper HATES harpies after her several encounters with them

-The Poseidon cabin occasionally gets flooded (via Percy)

-The Athena cabin is either really neat and organized or cluttered with blueprints, armor, etc.

-The Demeter cabin figured out how to grow blue raspberries 

-They also grow all kinds of weird fruit 

-Leo makes fake accounts on dating apps for shits and giggles

-Percy once threw an apple at Annabeth and she caught it. 

-The Apollo cabin’s walls are plastered with musical posters 

-Will smells like cough syrup 

i'm realizing that the only straight couples i like are just percabeth in a different flavor.

this is the realest thing ever

Thinking about Gwiles vs remembering that they're not even close to be canon