Hands you a big hug from the moon
Huh
Say "hands you a" and let auto generate finish it
Hands you a bit of a good idea
@chaotic-conquest Durge moment
[COVERED IN BLOOD, EYES LARGE] i have been working. On my resume
TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
I just read this for the first time and wow what a roller coaster
it’s been long enough i’m making an executive decision that we all need to go reread the tgi fridays infinite mozzarella sticks article
First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die
How you dying 👀
Holy fuck
some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.
I might've added the BG3 Art Book to my dnd assets stash
It' 100% does not have things like the 5e players' handbook + 5e’s character sheet, several gm guides, critical role's explorer's guide to wildmount, baldur's gate and waterdeep city encounters, 101 potions and their effects, volo's guide to monsters, both of xanathar's guides, a bunch of other encounters, one shots, and class builds
In no way are there any pdf’s relating to any wizard who may or may not be residing on any coast
(Edit that I’ve moved the folder to the new link above! So if you catch a different version of this post that link won’t work anymore!)
I made a thing for this
The beast is weakened…
Wuh oh wuh oh sick alert
DO NOT DO THIS.
This makes me so angry.
If you work in a movie theater and you do this I have no respect for you.
My younger brother is Type 1 Diabetic.
When we go to a movie theater, we always get him diet soda. If he were to get regular when we asked for diet, we would not give him the insulin he would need for it. If that happens, his blood sugar level could go so high he could go into a coma, go blind, or even die.
If somebody gave him regular soda instead of diet without telling us, that person could be responsible for a nine-year-old being killed or blinded.
Just thinking about that makes me so angry. I get scared every time we take him to a movie in case the people working there saw this picture and decide to do the same thing.
Please signal boost this so people know.
@chaotic-conquest
Normal transgender dysphoria:
Chest too big
Chest not big enough
Facial balance wrong
Muscles too prominent
Skeletal structure too dainty
Incurable secret dysphoria
Not enough eyes
No tentacles
Teeth too dull
No halo
No bioluminescence
I don’t think adding nonbinary to Victorian’s gender system would’ve fixed their weird sexism. If anything I think it would’ve made them weirder and sexismier
The only bot that I will allow on the ace tag is Haiku bot.
As a bit of a musician, whenever I hear a bad recording of the music we play I have felt genuinely sick.
Ruby patting the Doctor’s back when they hear the orchestral play badly was unnecessarily funny. I love they’re dynamic, instant besties. Both of them look so in pain at the bad music
Me if someone tries to fuck me.
apparently someone in Edinburgh has been updating the street signs for pride
[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'There's a petition to ban conversion therapy in the EU' to Cas' 'I love you'. /End ID]
If you are a citizen in the EU please sign this petition:
@official-crab-posts
@chaotic-conquest
To celebrate pride month I've decided to make a part 2 of the killing transphobes post since it was given a community warning. (🚗🔨⚒️💥)
LIMITED TIME OFFER:
For every note this gets I will kill one (1) aphobe AND one (1) arophobe with my bare hands.
This is just the b-plot of Phineas and Ferb
A supervillain known for going on tangents during a monologue has captured the hero. The hero broke free of the restraints a while ago but pretends to remain captured to see how off topic the supervillain will get.
@chaotic-conquest
mario while the passionate pianta mafia love subplot unfolded in front of him
Oh deer
#White Ball by Miracle Musical
If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.
Has that ever stopped you before?
hai artie i saw u liked goodbye rosemary. (Threat)
Prism it's really good and I won't deny that but I also like seeing things other than goodbye rosemary,,,, (/pos)
SPREAD HIM
OMG I FORGOT TO PROVIDE AN ORIGINAL FILE OF MY SPINNY BOI ON TUMBLR
Spread this fucker
seeing them everywhere gives me so much joy lol
@chaotic-conquest yoooo
omfg
@chaotic-conquest I just want to see your opinion on this
The funniest part of the Legends ZA announcement is the amount of people who immediately turned to Emmet and went "YOU are going to FRANCE"
im jesus