Thinking About Those Toy Pizzas Where The Slices Velcro Together

a customer just came in and ordered a flat white with six (6) shots in it. for clarity thats like.. a full cup of espresso with maybe an inch of milk sitting on top. this mf is trying to meet the hat man

Baked Feta Wrap

I’ll make a better pub night, with chicken and feta! - Me

Who doesn’t love a night with friends after a long week? Whether you’re meeting up with a large group or settling in with a few close friends, it’s always nice to take some time to unwind and catch up. You know what we all don’t love? Expensive prices at bars and pubs. So, why not bring the vibe of pub night home and save some cash!

Popularized on TikTok back in 2020, the original tomato-feta sauce took the app by storm and spawned a whole batch of variations. Although I can’t find it anymore, the most interesting, to me, was from a woman roasting her cheating SO while turning this tasty sauce into a wrap (disguising the elastic as olives? Oof).

So, as midterm season comes to a close (or reaches its penultimate), this recipe is sure to make some great, easy snackables to kick off either a study sesh or a night out. Or, make your friends jealous by bringing it with you to school for an eating-out-style lunch without having to spend the cash!

Cheating SOs dni.

VEGETARIAN? No problem! Check out the results section for how to make this recipe work for you!

(Adapted from Rachael Ray’s recipe and the TikTok mentioned in the intro)

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Bytopian Shepherd's Bread

This spiced bread, served in thick slices, is made from grains imbued with grated carrots and rich chunks of almond [...] If you ever find yourself in possession of the rare herb known as shiftspice, sprinkle a liberal pinch into the batter to ensure that each loaf yields an unexpected flavour. - Heroes’ Feast, p.176

Carrot cake is something that many of us have grown up with one variation or another. Whether it’s a recipe passed down from your grandmother or a slice you pick up at your local coffee shop, this staple has a place in heart and home.

The Bytopian Shepherd's Bread in Heroes’ Feast certainly lives up to the legacy of this treasured treat. Amazingly spiced and not overly sugary, it is sure to be the perfect loaf to serve at breakfast or for dessert!

As a bonus, check out the results section for a delicious quick-and-easy cream cheese icing recipe to go with this carrot cake!

See below for my notes on the results and for some helpful tips and tricks when making this yourself! Get Heroes’ Feast here: https://dnd.wizards.com/heroes-feast

Prep Time: ~20 mins Cook Time: ~1h 45min (15 mix. + 1h 15 cook + 15 cool) Overall: ~2h 05 + cool to room temp

For the ingredients:

2 cups. all-purpose flour

2 tsp. baking powder

½ tsp. baking soda

2 tsp. ground ginger

1 tsp. ground cinnamon

½ tsp. freshly ground nutmeg

1 tsp. kosher salt

½ cup currants

3 eggs

¾ cup packed light brown sugar

¼ cup unsalted butter, melted and cooled

⅓ cup buttermilk

1 tsp. pure vanilla extract

1 lb. carrots, peeled and coarsely grated (about 3 cups)

½ cup slivered or sliced almonds

* I found that a ½ cup of sliced almonds was way too many. ⅓ cup will most likely be enough.

I use the following conversions in my cooking:

1 cup all-purpose flour = 125 g

1 tsp. baking powder = 4 g

1 tsp. baking soda = 8 g

1 tsp. ground ginger = 2 g

1 tsp. ground cinnamon = 3 g

1 tsp. ground nutmeg = 2 g

1 tsp. kosher salt = 6 g

¾ cup light brown sugar = 150 g

¼ cup butter = 57 g

⅓ cup buttermilk = 80 ml

1 tsp. pure vanilla extract = 5 ml

1 lb carrots = 500 g

½ cup sliced almonds = 46 g

TIP: If you do not have access to currants, you can substitute them for yellow raisins without altering the flavour of the loaf too much.

Above is what the dry ingredients looked like after whisking them together and then stirring in the currants.

TIP: Coating fruits/nuts in a bit of flour, or mixing them into the dry ingredients, before adding them to the wet ingredients allows for an even distribution through the loaf instead of them all sinking to the bottom!

Above is what the progression of the wet ingredients looked like as they were combined.

Picture 1: whisked the eggs and light brown sugar until well combined

Picture 2: whisked in the melted butter until well combined

Picture 3: whisked the buttermilk and vanilla extract until well combined

Picture 4: Stirred in the carrots

The batter will get progressively lighter as more of the wet ingredients are added.

TIP: I would highly recommend using an electric hand mixer to whisk the ingredients together and not just a regular whisk. Although it is possible, it will take a lot more time and energy to achieve the same result!

Above is what the batter looked like when the wet and dry ingredients folded until just combined. This will be a very liquidy batter, so don’t be too alarmed.

Do not overmix the batter! The more you mix the batter, the more the gluten in the flour will develop. If too much gluten develops, you will end up with a dense, rubbery loaf.

TIP: When folding batter, you’re essentially creating a “J” motion with your spatula around the bowl. To fold, first, scrape ~⅕ of the side of the bowl with a flexible spatula. Then, move it towards the middle of the bowl like you’re “folding” the batter. Finally, rotate the mixing bowl by the amount you scraped so that you’re always folding the batter towards you. Repeat the process until everything is combined!

Above is what the batter looked like topped with almonds before and after cooking.

I found the 55 minute cook time recommended was not enough time. The batter was very wet and although it was edible after 55 minutes, there were areas that were way too undercooked for comfort. On the other hand, it was the perfect amount of time to get the almonds to a nice golden brown.

So, how to keep the loaf cooking while not burning the almonds? First, bake as directed in Heroes’ Feast: 55 minutes on 350°C, turning halfway through. Next, tent a piece of aluminum foil shiny-side in over the pan. This will stop the top of the loaf from cooking while retaining the heat needed to cook the inside. Then, leave the loaf in the oven for another 15 minutes or until a toothpick comes out clean.

TIP: To allow for easy release, cut a piece of parchment paper to fit lengthwise in the pan. This will allow you to lift the loaf out of the pan. See the pics above and below for how it looks.

Above is what the loaf looked like after removing it from the pan.

Cool the loaf as directed in Heroes’ Feast: cool the loaf pan on a wire rack for 15 minutes then remove it from the pan and allow it to cool to room temperature.

Although the cooking time in the book may have been a little bit off, only a small tweak was needed to fix it. Overall, I would give this recipe a 5/5! Everyone in my house loved this loaf and one of my housemates even said it was the best carrot cake they’d ever eaten - which I can’t say I disagree with.

This was the longest recipe so far, but like the potato leek soup, don’t be discouraged! Most of the time is hands-off baking and the taste of this cake alone is worth the time.

For best freshness results, wrap in clingfilm and store on the counter or in the fridge. Lasts up to 7 days when stored in the fridge.

BONUS: Cream cheese frosting recipe

Two of my housemates said the cake on its own was a 4.5/5 and that a cream cheese frosting would make a 5/5. So, below is a delicious yet easy-to-make cream cheese frosting to go with it!

It’s a great base and the page provides details on how to alter it so it can be used with other baked goods! Find out more here: https://sallysbakingaddiction.com/favorite-cream-cheese-frosting/

Ingredients for frosting:

8 ounces full-fat block cream cheese, softened to room temperature

½ cup unsalted butter, softened to room temperature

3 cups confectioners’ sugar, plus an extra ¼ cup if needed

1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract

⅛ tsp. salt

The following conversions are provided for the ingredients:

8 ounces full-fat block cream cheese = 224 g

½ unsalted butter = 115 g

3 cups confectioners’ sugar = 360 g

1 tsp. pure vanilla extract = 5 ml

⅛ tsp. kosher salt = 1 g

NOTE: Be sure you are using a full-fat block of cream cheese! Not low-fat or from a tub. As the recipe points out:

The #1 reason bakers end up with runny frosting is because they’re accidentally using cream cheese spread instead of a block.

If using from a tub, there’s a good chance your frosting will be thin and runny!

Above is what the frosting looked like after creaming together the cream cheese and butter and then beating in the confectioners’ sugar and vanilla.

If you want your frosting a little thicker, beat in the extra ¼ cup of confectioners’ sugar.

For best freshness results, store in a tupperware in the fridge. Lasts up to 5 days in the fridge.

Adventures In Dark Green Chocolate

“i sure would like too” - saved snip title

I started planning MCC’s Green Guardians dessert back in July and little did I know that acquiring dark green melting chocolate would end up being the hardest part of the project. A real Indiana Jones style adventure lmao. 

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Not only does dark green happen to be the only colour Sweet Tooth Fairy doesn’t stock, but Wilton’s candy melts aren’t sold here (although apparently they taste bad now so *shrug*) and Bulk Barn only stocks Merken’s seasonally.

Really wanting to make this, I decided to try Wilton candy dye with white chocolate instead of using coloured wafers. However, the green dye ended up being too light, even when adding a lot, and mixing in black desaturated the colour. Not to mention that the black dye had turned into a paste in its container before I’d even opened it and made it near impossible to measure the amount being added.

Fortunately for me, Jay (chocolate crow) and Autumn in Philza’s chat were kind enough to help with the colour saturation issue (ph1lLove catKISS).

Unfortunately for me, after some trial and error, the Green Guardian’s dark green turned out to be more yellow-green then blue-green. Double unfortunate for me is that Wilton does have a candy dye pack with yellow, but those weren’t available.

Now back at square one, I headed to Micheal's, bought a box of Satin Ice candy dye since they looked darker and… walked into Bulk Barn for white chocolate to find they’d started stocking the Merken’s dark green wafers ahead of the holiday season. Yes, it was November by this time. Yes, it was pain and suffering to see them.

The Merken’s wafers were still more blue-green then expected, but adding some orange wafers (also in stock) helped keep the colour from becoming too light while turning it yellow-green. After that, all I needed to do was make it darker. 

The black melting wafers weren’t in stock (and, with my luck, probably won’t be until Halloween), but I still had the Satin Ice colour I’d bought. Although I might have been able to try melting some Sweet Tooth Fairy black wafers, I was worried that mixing brands would cause the chocolate to separate.

But, ta-da!, I got the dark green I was looking for! … Well kinda. The colour looked perfect in the candy mold, but was way too dark when piped or dipped into. At this point, though, MCC was set for December 3rd and I really wanted to share this, even if it wasn’t exactly right.

However, I do still think I was on the right track and that the edits to my process will net a more accurate colour.

So, what did I learn from this? Aside from Canada’s apparent hatred of dark green chocolate wafers /j. 

I don’t know… I think if there's one thing it would be patience? Even when I was lamenting back in July that the wafers weren’t in stock now, I had reason to assume they would be later. And waiting to see would have saved me money on the candy dye and white chocolate.

So, I guess the thing to bring into future projects is to really think about if what I’m looking for is likely to be in stock/back in stock before trying a workaround - even if I’m really excited. Especially if the season for that thing to be in stock is close(ish) and not after when I’m hoping to have something out for.

Soul Cakes and Halloween Costumes

“Double, double toil and trouble; fire burn and cauldron bubble” - Witches’ Speech, Macbeth

End of October and early November is an interesting time of year. Marking the end of the harvest season, October 31st - November 2nd share four separate holidays:

Halloween on the 31st;

All-Saints Day on the 1st; and

All-Souls Day and Samhain on the 2nd.

For such an interesting time of year, it’s no wonder that recipes have appeared across time to commemorate each occasion.

Traditionally baked to celebrate All-Souls Day, Soul Cakes are sugar-cookie-esque spiced cookies (or biscuits) that are made with none of the vanilla extract, baking powder, or baking soda that we’re used to seeing in modern recipes. Rather, they rely on their interesting blend of spices to treat your taste buds!

If you’re looking for something to keep the Halloween season going at school or work even after the holiday has passed, bring in these cookies to snack on!

Have a safe and happy Halloween/ All-Saints Day/ All-Souls Day/ Samhain everyone!

P.S: The fox in the picture is named Elphaba!

(Adapted from Helen Best-Shaw’s Fuss Free Flavours and Cooking Journey Blog)

Prep: 10 mins               Cook: 30 mins               Overall: 40 mins

Ingredients*:

¼ cup + 3 tbsp. (100 g) unsalted butter, softened

½ cup (100 g) packed light brown sugar

2 egg yolks

2 cups (250 g) all-purpose flour

1 pinch saffron or ground turmeric (for colour)

1 tsp. (2 g) all-spice

½ tsp. mixed spice**

2 ½ tbs. (35 ml) milk

50 g raisins***

* Makes enough for 15-18 2-inch (5 cm) diameter cookies or 24-27 ~2.6-inch (6.6 cm) diameter cookies.

** Mixed spice is a spice blend that includes cinnamon, coriander seed, caraway, nutmeg, ginger, ground cloves, and caraway. I don’t have access to this blend so I added ¼ tsp. cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger, and cloves individually to make ½ tsp..

*** I didn’t have any regular raisins so I substituted for golden raisins.

To start, preheat the oven to 360℉ (180℃) and line a large baking sheet with parchment paper.

Next, in a large bowl, cream together the butter and sugar.

Then, whisk in the egg yolks.

Add flour, all-spice, mixed spice, and milk and stir until the dough holds together.

After, stir in the raisins until they are well distributed.

Turn out the dough onto a floured surface and roll it out to about o.6-inch (¼ cm) thickness. Then, cut the dough in circles using a cookie cutter.

Recombine and re-roll any dough scraps to get the most cookies possible!

Place the dough circles on the parchment-lined baking sheet - leaving space between each cookie. Cut a plus-sign (or cross) shape on each cookie (adding the raisin is optional).

Bake on the middle oven rack for 15-20 mins - rotating the pan halfway through - until they are golden brown. Let them cool on the baking sheet for a few minutes then transfer them to a wire rack to cool for 10 minutes before serving.

Overall, I would give this recipe a 5/5. The spices used in the cookies made for a different and delicious spin on the sugary cookies we’re used to nowadays. I had a lot of fun diving into this medieval British treat and hope to try more in the future!

Happy Halloween/All-Saints Day/ All-Souls Day/ Samhain!

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Yellow Yaks: Oat-Fudge Bars

Did you know? In MCC 22, the Yellow Yaks were nicknamed The Golden Girls and were MCC’s first all-female team!

Welcome to the stage, the Yellow Yaks themed dessert: Oat-Fudge bars! 

I’ve had this idea knocking around in my head since last summer and now it’s done and I finally get to share it! This event is so much fun to watch and participate in as an audience member, so I really wanted to create something that everyone could enjoy!

Best of luck to the Yellow Yaks this MCC! Which team will you be rooting for?

And, of course, thank you Scott Smajor.

(Check out the recipe below and huge thanks to Garbange for fixing the lighting in the picture! Inspired by these.)

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So, what is the OGL and why are DnD creators thoroughly screwed?

Tumblr has not been doing a great job at talking about this, but:

With OneDnD, Wizards of the Coast has decided to update the Open Game License (OGL). Said license is what allowed people to create homebrew DnD content and sell it, and even larger companies to use certain sorts of content. Pathfinder, for example, is built on said OGL. This also allows streamers and artists to exist and benefit from said content.

With OneDnD (sometimes called “dnd 6e”), WOTC wants to create a much more restrictive OGL, which will, amongst other things:

Make WOTC take a cut for any DnD-related work (according to Kickstarter, a whole 25% of the benefits)

Let WOTC cancel any project related to DnD up to their discretion

Let WOTC take ANY content made based on their system, and re-sell it without crediting you, or giving you a single cent

And most importantly, revoke the old OGL, which will harm any company or game system that used it as a base, such as Pathfinder. And it means they GET ownership over any homebrew content you may have done for 5e in the past!

It’s important to note that OGLs are supposedly irrevocable. They were planning to use it for OneDnD initially, but they want to apply it retroactively to 5e, somehow. Which is illegal, but lawyers have mentioned there’s a chance they may get away with it given the wording.

This means that anything you make based on DnD (A homebrew item? A character drawing? Even music, according to them?), can get taken and used as they deem appropiate.

These news come from a leak of the OGL, which have been confirmed by multiple reputable sources (including Kickstarter, which has confirmed that WOTC already talked with them about this), and was planned to be released next week.

So, what can we do?

Speak against it. Share the word. Reblog this post. Let people know. Tumblr hasn’t been talking much about this matter, but it’s VERY important to let people know about what is WOTC bringing. 

Boycott them. Do not buy their products. Do not buy games with their IP. Do not watch their movie. CANCEL your DnD Beyond subscription. (Btw, they ARE planning to release more subscription services too!). They do not care about the community, but they care about the money. Make sure to speak through it. 

And maybe consider other TTRPG systems for the time being, Pathfinder’s Paizo has been much nicer to the community, their workers are unionized and are far more healthy overall