she’s-
She’s bootsing the house down
I’m reblogging this to make it 69 notes
Richie: My dick is like life
Bill: short
Stan: disappointing
Eddie: it always gets hard for no reason
Bev: people like to lie and tell you it’ll get better when you get older
Richie: damn I was gonna say fun while it lasted, yours are better
So I heard this was happening
Excuse me sir did you not think I’d see those tags 🤨? Do not disrespect my girl Heather like that. Also I feel like Fishlegs would work for token straight or astrology bitch, Tuffnut could work for astrology bitch or he/they, and let’s be real hiccup may not be cis but he still has token straight vibes. Tbh I could’ve shifted Hiccup, Fishleg, and Tuffnut to the right one and it’d be equally accurate lol
Has anyone already done this? Someone’s probably already done this but I don’t care
Just did a bad thing
I regret the thing I did
(These are just my opinions, if you don’t agree don’t be hostile about it!!)
I ain’t sayin I’m open or free but I’m open and free👀
what if we... rolled around in field of flowers (and we're both girls)
just joking... unless?
Bruh people can just... do that???
one of the main reasons why i quit shipping is that all of my ships tend to not end up together.