*MIXES THE ANGST AND FLUFF INTO ONE DRINK, CHUGS THE ENTIRE THING AND FUCKING DIES*

I added the vanilla extract because of a meme

honey because it’s something that's often put in a cup of tea (at least in the us)

And cream because I can

Whatever is made, I will drink it.

I’m going to regret this

4 ✅

Alcuni dei miei buoni propositi per il nuovo anno:

1. leggere 3-5 libri

2. imparare a memoria l'alfabeto fonetico

3. indossare gli occhiali di più

4. smettere di leccarmi le labbra (per l'amor di Dio | devo smettere)

5. riapprendere a giocare a scacchi (il me di 7 anni poteva battere il me attuale - e non posso sopportare il pensiero)

6. guardare più film (3 o più al mese, o giù di lì)

7. far crescere i capelli (perché no?)

8. esercitarmi a parlare e leggere in italiano

9. fare più attività artistiche e fai-da-te

10. IDRATARE! IDRATARE! IDRATARE!

Some of my New Year’s resolutions:

1. read 3-5 books

2. Memorize the phonic alphabet

3. Wear my glasses more often

4. Stop lip picking (for fu*ks sake I need to stop)

5. Relearn chess (7 year old me could beat current me - and I can’t stand the thought of that)

6. Watch more movies (3 or more per month or so)

7. Grow out my hair (because why the f*ck not)

8. Practice speaking and reading Italian

9. Do more arts and crafts/DIY projects

10. HYDRATE! HYDRATE! HYDRATE!

With the number of mistakes I make regularly, he would be Decapitation.

I refuse to live in a world where a

FUCKING HORSE

Is better at planning then I am

Thinking about putting Watermelon Sour Patch Kids in an Alani energy drink or Redbull

Can’t decide :)

Edit: I put watermelon sour patch kids in a peach alani and it was actually good 🙂

Writer reminder: If you make a situation for characters to get out of, you’re the one who’s got to write them out of it. While elaborate and complex problems can be intriguing and fun to write, they can also quickly become a pain in the ass when you realize that you and the characters are at a dead end.

I'm warning you from experience.

Ignore at your own risk.

I typed “pride parade” and it autocorrected to “prude parade” 😑

What would that even look like?

I crave the feeling of being a swaddled baby again

No worries

No responsibilities

No thoughts

Just fighting the urge to fall asleep, trying to escape my comfortable prison, and happily surrendering

We will find you Amanda 👁️

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We’ll find you Amanda.

When somebody tells you to stop stimming/fidgeting because it’s “giving them anxiety”: