I wish I was a frog so that someone could cut out my liver like how crows do
I wish polls could have more time.
If time runs out, give opinion/explain in the comments
I MEANT TOASTED NOT F*CKING ROASTED
Me, spit roasting a fucking Pop-tart, the most unholy cooking method
When somebody tells you to stop stimming/fidgeting because it’s “giving them anxiety”:
No matter what a post on tumblr tries to tell you, your moral and ethical stances will never be determined by what you reblog and what you scroll past. Don’t let manipulation tactics force you into doing anything you don’t want to do.
Here, have a cookie, don’t mind the size.
Can’t decide :)
Edit: I put watermelon sour patch kids in a peach alani and it was actually good 🙂
I've stubbed my toe so many times I wouldn’t be surprised if one day my toe is just 90°
I got 30 Pokemon cards, 6 chips ahoy cookies and 12 Oreos trick-or-treating (plus 99% of good candies)
Reminder: The moon is watching
You are not alone
: )
Friday December 13
12:59 pm