Learning Italian On Duolingo Be Like:

I wish polls could have more time.

If time runs out, give opinion/explain in the comments

I MEANT TOASTED NOT F*CKING ROASTED

Me, spit roasting a fucking Pop-tart, the most unholy cooking method

9 more days until I have 100 days on Duolingo

Ignoring what's going on right now to write about vampires

Having fun : )

SONO UN CAVALLO GAY

Drinking an iced coffee after a shower at 4:38 PM, what could go wrong

"Bere un caffè freddo dopo una doccia alle 16:38, cosa potrebbe andare storto"

Schools: “We care deeply about our student's mental health, it’s our number one priority”

Also schools: *give an ungodly amount of homework, does nothing about bullying, does nothing to help avoid burnout”

Schools: “Hey, is everything okay? We wanted to check in and see if you were doing alright because we noticed your grades have slipped significantly.”

Also, ALSO schools:

PHONES

🙃

I got 30 Pokemon cards, 6 chips ahoy cookies and 12 Oreos trick-or-treating (plus 99% of good candies)

Me: I’d never fall in love with my lab assistant

Also me: *Makes out with them on the dissection table*

Discussion: What Tumblr Food/Drink is worse?

White Gilgamesh (TWO THIRDS BEER AND ONE THIRD MILK FROM A GOAT OF ITS ILK)

Battery acid spaghetti (sour rainbow gummy strips in cheap energy drink)

The vanilla extract cake (cake with about 189.75 tsp of vanilla extract)

The flavor (cranberry mikes hard lemonade and cucumber lime Gatorade)

Instant spoiled milk (powdered milk and carbonated water)

angels lament (cold beer w/ vanilla ice cream, sprinkles and a salted peanut)

Fistbumping lesbian (7 shot Carmel latte)

The potion of extended bad taste: matcha with decaf coffee, vanilla paste, black pepper, turmeric and sugar syrup

Instant coffee with monster energy instead of water

Peeps wine (it’s what it sounds like) wine made out of peeps

I still have no idea what the B00p-o-meter is.