No One Reads Pale Which Makes Me So Sad Cause There’s So Much Cool Shit In There And This Latest Chapter

fuck this

hey @the-familiars-union can i join you

You’re all probably wondering why I’ve gathered you all here…

It has come to my attention that I have too many apprentices (followers). The doors have been locked, all your magic has been sealed, and there is only one way out.

In order to leave, you must kill at least one other person here. You might be wondering “how? You just said we can’t use magic.” Well, fist fight. There’s also some weapons scattered around this enormous room.

Have fun!

This is how the golden age of piracy ended.

hey guys why are you building a gi

so called "free thinkers" when khepri

I feel old and I'm only 22

Ok so what if instead of humans are space orcs we’re just space cockroaches with a weird knack to survive anything and to be able to live in tons of conditions.

okay so now i gotta reread “There is no Antimemetics Division” while falling asleep

Got to see SCP-3125 last night, and you know what they say about meeting your heroes.

Where’s Putin??

You just had to be there

Sometimes I think about the fact that under the Hawaiian Kingdom, Honolulu had electricity before most U.S cities, and Iolani Palace had electricity before the White House did, but today, the state of Hawaii ranks as having among the worst infrastructure of the U.S states. Colonialsm is so full of lies, of the “if it weren’t for the u.s you would be living in grass huts” variety