I’m Wheezing

I’m wheezing

Peter: so if Thor Odinson is son of Odin are you

Peter: Sam, son of Wil?

Sam: oh my god

*a few moments later*

Peter: Bruce, ner of Ban

Bruce: excuse me?

*later*

Peter: Natasha, off of Roman

Nat: what?

*much later*

Peter: *eyes snap open at 1am*

Peter:

Peter:

Peter: Peter, ker of Par

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6 years ago

ONLY world wide handsome indeed

Only Jin Would
Only Jin Would

only jin would

6 years ago

Every woman I know is afraid to walk alone at night. Every woman I know does not want to be in a cramped subway car full of just men. Every woman worries that some dude followed her home when she is out in the evening. Every woman I know has been hurt/injured/treated callously whether emotionally, physically or sexually by a man. Don’t tell me I have no right to fear men and their intentions because “NOTALLMEN”. I don’t leave my house unlocked when I go out either, but I don’t hear you screaming about how stupid I am because “NOTALLPEOPLE” are burglars. The point is, some men do it. The point is those men look just like the rest of the male population. And the point is, when it happens, you turn around and blame us for that too “You asked for it“ “You were stupid” “You provoked it” when you completely invalidate our very rational fear of getting raped and murdered. So don’t get annoyed at us for fearing and acting cautious around all male strangers when the system is pointedly set up to fail us.

6 years ago

Peter: [sneaking in through his window]

Aunt May: [turning in her chair and flicking the light on] You want to tell me where you’ve been all night?

Peter: I-I was with Mr. Stark-

Tony: [turning his chair] Wanna try again?

Peter: [sweating] Uh, I mean, I was with Dr. Strange!

Stephen: [appears out of the Mirror Dimension] You were saying?

6 years ago

Jc so many beautiful faces ! This post keeps getting better and better !

Some Self-Love Promo

It’s really really really hard to love yourself. This I know like the back of my hand. But I’d love to get people to love themselves a bit more. So I’mma start.

Some Self-Love Promo
Some Self-Love Promo

AYo wassup this is me and you know what??? I’m proud AF about who I am. I’m Hawaiian, Samoan, Mexican, and (this I just found out) Chinese! That’s a hella mixture man! For the longest time, I’ve been sensitive/ashamed of my round face but yknow what. It makes me look cute af and helps my hair stand out. My eyebrows are bushy—but the arch game is POPPIN!! I have no cheekbones yeah but that’s helped my makeup game a lot because now i know how to contour, highlight, etc. I’m pansexual and I know I’m capable of love and someone loving me, I’ve had both girlfriends and boyfriends, I got this. I’ve learned from my mistakes and I don’t allow myself to be in a toxic relationship with a parent/friend/sweetheart because I know I deserve better than that. My highest GPA has been a 4.7 so yeah, imma get into college. I got scholarships so you betcho ass that I know I’m smart enough to make it in this world. I know these things and it’s hard to admit because I feel conceited or that I’m boasting but this is me! And I’m proud to be me.

I love you guys a whole lot and I want you all to know that you’re beautiful/gorgeous/handsome just the way that you are. You’re unique so be proud of it! You are so worthy and so amazing, I can’t even put words to it. You can get into a relationship, you can pass that test, you can do whatever you put your mind to! You’re smart, you’re so very special, you’re talented, you’re a piece of art that should and will be admired by everyone (including me bitch tf). Try to say something a little positive about yourself everyday, it goes a long way I promise!

I love you all so much. Self love is so very important! You got this!!! I believe in you babes!! 💖💖💖

6 years ago
Not Even Sorry

not even sorry

6 years ago

This

trailer literally shows her being tortured, her preparing for battle, her in training, her confused and lost, if she fuckin smiled at any point of that trailer shed look fucking insane why the fuck are men and women so pressed when seeing a badass female superhero serious? im not even gonna ask what the Fuck is wrong with you all cause its clear as day, but what i will do is tell you to go fuck yourself if you think that trailer is any indication of how brie is a bad actress in any way

6 years ago

I’m doing a social experiment called ‘agreeing with boys when they compliment you’. 

the results: 

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6 years ago

Fucking me when I go out with my friends

Stephen: I can’t believe you forgot your phone.

Tony: Yeah. I hope Peter liked the shirt I got him yesterday. Oh, he called.

Friday: You have 17 new messages.

Tony: What?!

Friday: Message 1.

Peter: Hey Mr. Stark, thanks for the Bazinga t-shirt it's… great. I was just calling because I might need a ride later tonight. Ned can’t drive and I ran Shuri's car into that ditch after we watched Fast Five on Netflix together.

Shuri: You still owe me for that.

Peter: Yeah, yeah, I know, I know. Cars are really flammable, did you know that? I didn’t know that. Well, I do now.. but anyway I’ll call you later if we need a pick up from the show, alright?

Ned: [Snoring]

Peter: Ned, you’re up! Talk to you later, Mr. Stark!

Friday: End of Message.

Tony: I’m not listening to all of these.

[skips to the last message]

Friday: Message 17.

Peter: Oh my god, is he dead?! Why did you put him in the car?!

MJ: It’s Flash, you idiot! Just shut up and keep driving to the hospital!

Shuri: Peter, when are we getting to Chuck E Cheese?

Peter: Shuri, shut up! Mr. Stark, please pick up the phone! We are in so much trouble! The show went south, so we decided to make our own, but… Oh man, oh man, pick up your stupid phone! Mr. Stark, go to my desk, open the dark drawer and burn everything inside! But hold your breath while you do it! Use that stupid t-shirt you got me to help the fire, you gotta do this, Mr. Stark!

MJ: Peter, eyes on the road!

Ned: TRUCK!

All: [Screaming]

Friday: End of message.

Tony and Stephen: [stare at the phone in horror]

6 years ago

largest salt mines in the world:

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6 years ago
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