I Had To Spend $300 On A New Car Key Because I Left Them In An Uber And The Driver Refuses To Return

aight so european leaders got together to make decisions about the refugee situation and the bottom line is 1) refugees are gonna be detained outside of europe, 2) the detainment centers are actually named “kontrollierte zentren” in german which is not ominous or in incredibly bad taste at all, 3) private rescuers are gonna be charged for rescuing drowning refugees, 4) we pay countrues such as turkey or libya a lot of money to keep refugees out of europe, 5) outer european borders will be strengthened and frontex (border control) will receive more funding

so in short uhhh europe decided on killing and locking up more refugees; fun!

(source: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/jun/29/eu-summit-migration-deal-key-points)

I love it

when ur friends love u very aggressively 

bonus:

So, due to my last post, I was thinking that if ships were literally ships, Ironstrange would be the doughnut-shaped ship from Infinity War.

And it was so funny because the ship was in the ship. And, the ship and the ship were sailing by themselves in that scene.

I know, I need sleep.

I need more omg so good

[ NAME: STEPHEN ] Detroit: Become Human AU

Tony sighs and covers his eyes for a moment. He wants to go to bed and continue his work tomorrow, but it seems like something holding him back and this is not any kind of deadline. To be honest, the question of time doesn’t bother Tony Stark at all, because he has no limitations in this. Especially, when the world’s leading android manufacturer and retailer appeals for advice and assistance in the development of their new models. Tony looks up into the corner of his studio, where one of their machines sits. The male android whom the CyberLife sent to Stark for the analysis of all his biocomponents and for the check of his hands motility. As the representative of the company explained to Jarvis, this is a new model unique in its kind, but not as perfect as they want it to be. At first, Stark didn’t want to take this work, but literally the day before yesterday he had changed his mind. Engage in the development and an assembly of androids is fascinating, through. This android came to Stark’s tower last morning and didn’t cause Tony any admiring feelings. He looks like any ordinary robot that the CyberLife creats. At first he was not very talkative and Tony was sure that he would also have to reactivate his voice module, until he heard a polite reproach to his phrase. Tony was looking at the files that the android sent over the network to Jarvis with his own data, technical charts and a list of exploitative brief. Tony rubbed his cheek with his hand, indignant that the CyberLife had somehow overlooked to give their android the model name and number in the documents. “Since I will be the first model in this line, the developers have deemed it necessary to leave only the serial number. If, to you, Mr. Stark, it’s not so convenient to pronounce all the eleven-digit code, then, I believe, you can choose a shorter name for me.” Confused for a moment from such an answer, and the answer in principle, Tony then only turned away, slightly smiling. He decides to think about the name for this android later.

How it should have ended by @KAMMI_LU

That’s good!

*One Shot*

After his accident Stephen shuns the love and concern of his family, Tony invents one thing after another to try and help restore the use of Stephens hands but Strange wants none of it. After hearing about a paralyzed man regaining the use of his body Stephen disappears without a trace, but once he discovers his power and faces his own demons he returns to his family. Tony isn’t ready to forgive him, but Peter is just glad their together again, no matter how raw the wounds of the past are. He just wants his family to heal and be whole again.

Wow, that’s some cool art!!

Undercover mission Gavin & Nines

Also known as “I want to see my OTP wearing Tom Ford’s 2016 spring collection clothes” .

And extra hipster glasses, because I love them.

As a French who learned how to speak English by myself and actively try to learn Japanese and Chinese, I can only relate. Please, please be nice to people who don’t speak their native language because we’re honestly trying our best and it’s very hurtful and embarrassing for us to be called out (in a mean way) about this. Suggestions and advices however are very much appreciated if polite!

So I used to have a Russian friend who had a pretty thick accent and like a lot of Russians tended to eschew articles. She would say things like “Get in car.” And stuff.

Well one day this asshole who had been kind of tagging along with us asks her why she talks like that because it makes her sound dumb and I still remember her response word for word.

“Me? Dumb? Maybe in America you have to say get in THE car because you are so stupid that people might just get in random car, but in Russia we don’t need to say that. We just fucking know because we are not stupid.”

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”