race higgins: may i have that cupcake please?
davey jacobs: no, you may not. i made these for les’s birthday
race higgins: but I was polite and said please.
davey jacobs: i was polite too, and i said no you may not, and told you why.
race higgins: … [ takes the cupcake and runs ]
where instead of using the plain bags weasel gives them, the newsies carry their papes around in THESE
jack: [reads the letter from crutchie from the refuge]
jack, in tears: aw man, crutchie….
jack: …why the hell is you speakin in rhymes?
“How included do you feel in your chosen group of friends?”
“Les during King of New York.”
Hi I did a thing
so...how was your Five! Dollar! Friday!
Great, thank you for asking, sure do love a Smoothie King® smoothie #notsponsored
jack: if we disband the union
spot:
loud speaker: hello welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you today?
andrew keegan-bolger: hi i’m andrew keegan-bolger and i play crutchie in newsies uhhh can i get a-
Jack: The only subject I'm passing is art so I'm just gonna leave now before I hurt myself even more Davey: I'm so stressed all the time that I get withdrawals when I don't have obligations Crutchie: I hope everyone makes an A! Even though I'm totally gonna make an F Katherine: What even is math? How am I supposed to do this? I know I make A's but HOW Race: (to the teacher) Someday when I'm famous you're gonna wish you hadn't given me a D on that quiz Les: I'm too young to drive or to die so someone give me a ride home before this test Spot: You think I won't fight everyone? I'll fight you all except Timothy, cause he's my study buddy Albert: Tomorrow I'm gonna pretend to be sick and then go to Waffle House when my mom leaves for work who wants in Jojo: I would say I was up all night partying last night, but I was actually playing fortnite until 4 AM Specs: (teacher asks if anyone has questions about the test) Yeah do I gotta take it Henry: I had lunch two hours ago but it feels like two years please pray for me Elmer: (teacher asks where his homework is) You know it just went on lunch break check back in 15 minutes Mike: We're best friends. Right Ike? Ike: I'm obligated to say yes because we're related. Romeo: What if all of you were my girlfriend (every person in the class says no) Finch: I love everyone, except my mom, that heinous witch Tommy Boy: Nobody steals from me. I lock everything away, including my hopes and dreams Mush: I'll beat up everybody in this piece of crap school, except myself cause he'a a handsome devil Buttons: *zooming in and out on a blank screen that says "WHY IS LIFE LIKE THIS" in bold letters* Smalls: I'm tough!! *screams when they realize someone's behind them* Blink: Who wants to help me replace the online handbook with the communist manifesto
I have a question...It might seem strange...How are your lungs? Are they in pain? ‘Cause mine are aching, think I know why...I kinda like it though...you wanna try???
would you be so kind as to FALLINLOVEWITHME???you see, I'm trying!! Iknowyouknowthat I like you... but that's not enough!!(this song is great!!)
Headcanons?? What are those??? These things here are FACTS!!
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