I've Given Up On Being In A Relationship. If You Don't Meet My Fictional Character Standards, I Don't

canon vs fanon Hawks and how they’d have sex with their girlfriend. would it be rough and hard or soft and gentle?

How would they have sex? Hmmm.. Now if we go off how Hawks acts.

Canon would be the type to not hold back. He may be gentle in the beginning, just so his partner is adjusted and comfortable. But after that, he would go at a pace he deems himself as pleasurable. He would not hold back moans or words, he would speak his mind during sex, and tell his partner how they make him feel. Once he set is mind on something, he will not stop until he has accomplished his goal. All in all, Canon would be rough, even if he isn't very good in the beginning, he learns and adjusts to be very flexible in bed.

Now Fanon. Fanon? Fanon.

Fanon, this man. Fucks. And he knows he does. His partner is always satisfied, and he makes sure of it. He will always put their needs over his in bed, though sometimes he can be selfish. He can be very gentle and seducing, or rough and sexy. He is for foreplay, and maybe a bit of roleplay when the mood is right. He will always make sure his hands are going something, he is a very touchy person and loves to hold his partner. The way Fanon sees it, if his partner is enjoying herself, then he is enjoying himself as well.

The fact that this was posted in April and is STILL getting likes blows my mind. IT'S JUST A SILLY HEADCANON! WHY IS EVERYONE ALL OVER THIS?!

Whenever I re-watch the 3rd MHA movie, I like to think that Hawks is fast, but like, inhumanely fast. So fast that he can dodge literal gunfire and take down the enemies with ease. BECAUSE HE FUCKING DOES! He moves so fast that he is unharmed as he fights on the ground and still keeps going. Without his wings btw, because his feathers are busy searching, so ye. Hawks is fast, but like, inhumanely fast that it's scary.

How I imagine Canon Hawks vs. Fanon Hawks would react if they saw you about to pass out due to exhaustion on the street.

C.Hawks: "Woah woah, hey there, are you alright? You shouldn't be walking around if your this exhausted, you should head home and get some rest."

Vs.

F.Hawks: "Woah there birdie, can't have a pretty thing like you falling asleep on the streets. You should go home and rest. If you'd like, I could take you home, or we can head to my place and you can rest there for a bit, and maybe some other things as well~."

Some late night/ early morning thoughts:

Thinking about how after Endeavor, Hawks, and Best Jeanist are apologizing to Japan for all the lies and secrets they held from the public, and when Hawks is apologizing he looks very formal and his apology practiced. However, those who know Hawks on a bit more of a personal level, such as Rumi, Dabi, Tokoyami, his mother, etc., notice that Hawks is on the verge of a breakdown and are terrified that he masks his emotions so well, and that the crowd and other people don't notice that Hawks is a scared child who for once, doesn't know what to do, and he can't hide behind his wings or sleeves of his jacket. All he can do is put up his walls and hope for this press meeting to end so he can go lock himself up in his room and breakdown in solitude, where no one can see him at one of his lowest points in life.

Got paid. Renewed subscriptions. Have shelves. Now I need to buy a drill to put up shelves. It's also 100°f outside and I have 4 dogs to take out. HAHAHAHAhahaaa

Brain rotting.... summer is just around the cooornerrrrr! Time to break out the sundresses!!!

The bird boys when their S/O is in a pretty lil sundress and the oops one of the straps falls down her shoulder and he possibly gets a peak down her dress 😈

Canon wouldn't think much of it, or wouldn't show much of interest. However, on the inside he is freaking out slightly. Mainly due to the fact that he got a glance of what his partner has to offer. More than likely, he would fake a cough to clear his throat and reasjust the strap to keep from falling. The rest of the day, he is replaying the image in his head over and over again, causing a smile to never leave his face for the rest of the day.

Fanon would make a comment on the strap falling, and tease her about exposing herself to him. Teasing and flirting with her about how revealing she can be. Fanon of course, would fix the strap and hold her from behind as they are enjoying their time outside.

It’s really disgusting the crap you post. And problematic. Just delete and stop

Imma bring back the porn twitter lol

It's finally here... now to write

How I would imagine Canon vs. Fanon Hawks meeting Y/N.

C.Hawks: "Heyo! Nice to meet you Y/N, you want an autograph? Sure!... Here ya go, have a good rest of your day!"

Vs.

F.Hawks: "Hey there babybird, can I get ya anything? A photo, an autograph... my number? If you're free later this week how about you and I hit a club. You want to touch my wings? Sure but be gentle, they are sens- ngh- itive..."

Im not ready for the divorce to be animated.

I'm not ready to hear Hawks' weak voice

Hawks my love, please. WE AREN'T READY!