“hmmm Shallan Has Been Looking Kinda Bored Lately, Maybe I Should Take Her To A Dark Scary Street Tonight

“hmmm Shallan has been looking kinda bored lately, maybe I should take her to a dark scary street tonight and kill some guys in front of her to spice things up” -Jasnah probably

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hauntedfarfalle

8 months ago

so I started the stormlight archive

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hauntedfarfalle

2 years ago

Mans whipped his head around so fast he probably got whiplash

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hauntedfarfalle

1 year ago

I’m climbing the walls wtf was this episode

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hauntedfarfalle

2 years ago

will wood song names are so funny they're always like "The Tree Test of Amsterdam: You Can Turn Maple Syrup Into Cocaine unless you ask to be or not to be a.k.a Werewolf Transgenderism in B Minor after a long rainstorm at Niagara Falls a.k.a The Frat Boy Anti-Anthem / trying to swallow an entire nuclear warhead is ultimately a fruitless endeavour [The Most Fruitful Endeavour is Danny Devito's Newest Action Blockbuster] a.k.a So What's the Deal With Airline Food - The Last Will and Old Testament of Jerry 'The God Killer' Seinfeld a.k.a The Last Rocky Road Ice Cream On Earth versus The Great Silicon Valley Disaster a.k.a Fast Times at Whatever High School You Went To a.k.a That Bush Is On Fire! (אֶהְיֶה אֲשֶׁר אֶהְיֶה) a.k.a I'm Getting Tired" and you hit play and it's one of the best songs you've ever heard in your life.

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hauntedfarfalle

1 year ago

Lucy Carlyle standing with her arms crossed in front of a powerpoint presentation titled "Ranking All the Times We've Almost Died"

Anthony Lockwood grinning and pointing at a powerpoint presentation titled "Orange Juice With Pulp is Superior, and Here's Why". It features a picture of a whale.

George Cubbins mid explanation with a bulky notebook in hand, pointing to a powerpoint titled "A Brief History of the Problem (Slide 1 of 156)"

Holly Munro, smiling with notepad in hand, standing in front of a powerpoint presentation titled "Tidiness = Happiness: A Complete Guide to Not Living Like a Slob"

Quill Kipps, mid rant, pointing at a powerpoint presentation titled "The Art of Ornate Rapiers (And Why They *Are* Cool, Thank You Very Much)"

The Skull in the jar sitting on a stool in front of a powerpoint presentation titled "why you should let me out of this fucking jar / click to add subtitle". Off to the side, a speech bubble says "how did it even make this..."

powerpoint night at 35 portland row

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hauntedfarfalle

2 years ago

NAUR WARREN YOU DIDN’T

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hauntedfarfalle

2 years ago

Dean Winchester is that you 🤨

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hauntedfarfalle

10 months ago

Happy world UFO day to these dorks <3

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hauntedfarfalle

2 years ago

Just some assorted s1-s2 memes

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hauntedfarfalle

2 years ago

Me when a certain two side characters were killed off:

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