Each Time I See Her, My Heart Skips A Beat. She Is So Truly Wonderful And Confident, I Really Wish I

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

le fantôme du roi Ban quand Lancelot arrive: you’re never gonna believe what i just saw the other night. RIGHT in front of my salad 

Police: "Tumblr, you're under arrest."

Whovians:

Bêtisier - Franck Pitiot.

Bonus : 

oh yeah I probably shoulda told you--SPG IS COMING TO CANADA ASDUFODGHUNK YESSSS (we totes don't know the location yet but OMG SPG IN CANADA, ON OUR TERRAIN, YESSSSSSSSS)

I KNOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHGHHHGHHHHHHHHG

Paint me like one of your french girls!

One of these things is not like the other.

Amy Poehler was new to SNL and we were all crowded into the seventeenth-floor writers’ room, waiting for the Wednesday read-through to start. There were always a lot of noisy “comedy bits” going on in that room. Amy was in the middle of some such nonsense with Seth Meyers across the table, and she did something vulgar as a joke. I can’t remember what it was exactly, except it was dirty and loud and “unladylike.” Jimmy Fallon, who was arguably the star of the show at the time, turned to her and in a faux-squeamish voice said, “Stop that! It’s not cute! I don’t like it.” Amy dropped what she was doing, went black in the eyes for a second, and wheeled around on him. “I don’t fucking care if you like it.” Jimmy was visibly startled. Amy went right back to enjoying her ridiculous bit. (I should make it clear that Jimmy and Amy are very good friends and there was never any real beef between them. Insert penis joke here.) With that exchange, a cosmic shift took place. Amy made it clear that she wasn’t there to be cute. She wasn’t there to play wives and girlfriends in the boys’ scenes. She was there to do what she wanted to do and she did not fucking care if you liked it. … I think of this whenever someone says to me, “Jerry Lewis says women aren’t funny,” or “Christopher Hitchens says women aren’t funny,” or “Rick Fenderman says women aren’t funny…Do you have anything to say to that?” Yes. We don’t fucking care if you like it.

Tina Fey, Bossypants (via embryodanika)

Harper, you ASSHOLE I'M GONNA-FRHGREHGDJGDGHGRAAAAH

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