OH PLEASE, LET THIS BE TRUE! 

stress relief comic…

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round three fight

Amy Poehler was new to SNL and we were all crowded into the seventeenth-floor writers’ room, waiting for the Wednesday read-through to start. There were always a lot of noisy “comedy bits” going on in that room. Amy was in the middle of some such nonsense with Seth Meyers across the table, and she did something vulgar as a joke. I can’t remember what it was exactly, except it was dirty and loud and “unladylike.” Jimmy Fallon, who was arguably the star of the show at the time, turned to her and in a faux-squeamish voice said, “Stop that! It’s not cute! I don’t like it.” Amy dropped what she was doing, went black in the eyes for a second, and wheeled around on him. “I don’t fucking care if you like it.” Jimmy was visibly startled. Amy went right back to enjoying her ridiculous bit. (I should make it clear that Jimmy and Amy are very good friends and there was never any real beef between them. Insert penis joke here.) With that exchange, a cosmic shift took place. Amy made it clear that she wasn’t there to be cute. She wasn’t there to play wives and girlfriends in the boys’ scenes. She was there to do what she wanted to do and she did not fucking care if you liked it. … I think of this whenever someone says to me, “Jerry Lewis says women aren’t funny,” or “Christopher Hitchens says women aren’t funny,” or “Rick Fenderman says women aren’t funny…Do you have anything to say to that?” Yes. We don’t fucking care if you like it.

Tina Fey, Bossypants (via embryodanika)

Adam Brody really said "I'm going to play the greatest and sexiest character in all of cinema" and then did it, the madman

I can't believe Taika Waititi made all the vampires gay, and now he's making all the pirates gay. literally no one else is doing it like him.

Paint me like one of your french girls!

One of these things is not like the other.

No one:

Still no one:

Absolutely no one:

Me: *simping over fictional characters and celebs who will never know of my existence* This is fine.

Friend made a joke that needed to be drawn out.

‘Cause people seem to only post the 20-something Audrey Hepburn.