My Study Sessions Of Late Are More Reading For Fun And Less Reading For Study Than I’d Like To Admit

Things I absolutely love about fainting whump:

Pre:

Holding onto a random surface to keep from swaying

Faltering steps (!!!)

Sweating

Ears ringing

Black spots in field of vision -> blinking rapidly to keep lucidity

Waves of nausea

Worried stares from their friends/caretaker/love interest

"I think I need to sit down" from Whumpee

"You should sit down" from Caretaker

"Are you okay? You look... pale"

"I... I don't feel so good"

During:

Slumping on someone/something

Knees buckling (!)

Eyes rolling back (!!!)

Hitting something on their way down

"Whumpee...? Are you- Whumpee!"

Post:

Caretaking!!!

Waking up in a different place, confused and aching

Taking care of whatever injury they got while falling

Lightheadedness

Headaches

Shaky hands

Waking up to Caretaker's hands stroking their hair

Whumpee trying (and failing) to stand up right away -> Caretaker forcing them back down

Caretaker checking for a fever or an hidden injury, knowing the whumpee would never ask for help until it's too late

"How long was I out?"

"Hey there... Took you long enough to wake up"

"shh, stop apologising. You just fainted, it's not your fault" (I swear I'm not obsessed with soft caretakers)

"When was the last time you ate a full meal?"

"Drink some water" "...I don't think I can hold the glass" "It's okay, I'll help you"

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kisses

So Jason, still heavily affected by this bullshit that Bruce inflicted on him, not only forces himself through this borderline debilitating fear and into a plane to blow up a fucking meteor or w/e.

but then comforts the piece of shit that is putting him through hell!!

Gotham war made me so unwell.

Not only that but there not even an implication this was in any way dealt with. There is no conclusion to this story for Jason. We get a little "what you did was wrong" but

Bruce completely bulldozers over with more justifications, not even sorry about it, at all.

So as far as I can tell, Jason's still walking around getting spikes of fear with every burst of adrenaline.

divorce is so funny. like never mind

aftg is probably the only fandom in which the fans do not recommend the books to others

My my friends got me a TMA birthday cake and I laughed for a solid 5 minutes

me: chat what do we think

the angel and devil on my shoulders: can you not call us that please

Archivist: Wow those strawberries look amazing, what’s your secret?

Gardener: One time I killed a man