When You Say Xanax Three Times In A Bathroom I Appear

no talk with me im angy

Have I spent all night on tumblr? Yes.

Do I give a fuck? No.

um these are literally all my favorite wtf

“So which ship dynamic is your fav?”

“Yes”

Five: What a day. Give me a beer.

Bartender: I.D.

Five: *glares*

Bartender: I.D.

Five: I’m 58 years old, just give me a fucking beer!

Bartender: I.D.

Five: *sigh* Give me a Coke.

my last few brain cells all agreeing to steal the pins from hot topic

my pockets jingle with stolen buttons from hot topic

my therapist: thanos isn’t real. He can’t hurt you.

Thanos, peering into the window of my therapists office and making a hand motion like he’s cutting his throat:

Oh my god. “New music soon.” Gerard FUCKING Way is back.

Destroya

No one: Gerard: