Me Having False Hopes About Being Famous One Day:

This is great

There seems to be some confusion surrounding the universe sanders sides takes place in. So I would like to suggest some theories:

The sides are completely imaginary. Thomas just passes out on his couch and vividly daydreams for anywhere between 8-40 minutes.

The sides are imaginary but Thomas only passes out on his couch when they go somewhere, and spends most of his time talking to an empty living room.

The sides are so imaginary that Thomas doesn’t just pretend to talk to them, he just hops around from spot to spot impersonating them. Like filming sanders sides but much more tedious.

The sides are real, can be seen by others, and can interact with the world around them. This can be great, cuz thomas has like 5x the amount of people to help out with chores, but can also be terrible because oh god oh no Patton’s gotten into the kitchen again and he’s already used all the flour to make cookies

The sides are real but they can’t interact with anything. This is probably for the best.

The sides are real but can’t be seen by anyone other than Thomas for some strange reason. They can still interact with objects and Joan is convinced Thomas’ house is haunted

The sides are imaginary, except on the full moon when Thomas’ curse is at its most powerful. This is why Logan has the full moon circled in his calendar

The sides are real and have all the powers of an imaginary being, including summoning objects. Thomas is op. Please nerf.

The sides are real because Thomas is a god of mischief and can do what he wants, and what he wants is to summon the aspects of his personality and occasionally, his aunt patty

The sides are only real enough to steal pizza from Thomas’ fridge. Where the food goes we will never know

The sides are real. Thomas is the imaginary one

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creds to jawbrey on reddit

why does sonic have hUMAN TEETH

Pokemon: Detective Pikachu

“Pokemon: Detective Pikachu is considered to be a great example that video game movies can be art.”

Sonic the Hedgehog

“Oh no!”

Me: hey pass the aux

Friend: you’re not going to put on depressing music and start crying are you?

Me:

THIS IS TOO ACCURATE

the “can i copy your homework?” meme ft. the emo quartet (+ idkhbtfm)

OH MY FUCK IM DECEASEDDDD BAHHWHWHAJ

I hc that Burr just randomly dances and sings quietly to himself when he feels left out

"Sup fucker" "Go suck a dick and enjoy it"

I’m right and I should say it

Five: What a day. Give me a beer.

Bartender: I.D.

Five: *glares*

Bartender: I.D.

Five: I’m 58 years old, just give me a fucking beer!

Bartender: I.D.

Five: *sigh* Give me a Coke.