Still Too Ambitious?

So cute!!!

goodbye, tiger

One of my fav Sev x reader tropes is Sev being baffled whenever the reader expresses how attractive they find him.

Y/N: I swear to Merlin you’re the most handsome man I’ve ever lied eyes on Severus! You’re so intelligent and powerful. And you are so dark , mysterious, and intense. No other man compares!

Snape:

Did anyone else have trouble in school when teachers would ask you to highlight the “Most Important” parts of an article or something and you being ND would proceed to highlight the entire page, because you couldn’t tell what was more important than the others? And to you every single word on that page was the “Most Important”?

I see a lot of talk about how neurodivergence evolved and stayed in the gene pool because it was somehow ‘useful’ to our ancient ancestors. While I don’t necessarily disagree with this theory, I would like to propose an alternative. A theory that we already have physical evidence for. Humans just love each other and care for each other. Don’t you think that a species that cared for it’s people while they recovered from broken bones, or nursed their elderly well beyond their ‘usefulness’ would leave a member out because they didn’t make eye contact, or couldn’t stay focused on a particular task, or whatever other trait you associate with neurodivergence? I really don’t.

Sure, maybe it was useful to have someone around who didn’t mind making arrowheads all day, or who knew absolutely everything about all of the local flora and fauna, or who keyed in on every little distraction. At the end of the day, though, these people weren’t kept around because they were useful, they were cared for because they were loved.

For the delightful jorassicworld (Twitter), one of the biggest and most ambitious and MOST FUN AND HILARIOUS commissions I've ever done, the MADS KITTY CAFE!  Where you can go to enjoy a beverage and spend some time with an assortment of Mads kitties for some big, warm, fuzzy and purring company.  They are friendly (usually), but are known to be mischevious and some of them do bite.

Please see proprieter William Graham for a reservation and to sign a pain waiver.

FYI for potential visitors:

- Hannibal & Nigel fight. Constantly. Like, always.

- Duncan is extremely cuddly & will put his entire weight on you.

- Grindelwald has POWERS, OKAY. HE WILL USE THEM.

- Kaecilius ALSO HAS POWERS.

- Martin loves catnip. A lot. Entice at your own risk.

Kitty types 😼:

Hannibal: black tiger

Nigel: golden tiger

Duncan: snow leopard

Grindelwald: gray tiger

Kaecilius: caracal

Martin: lion

We have other Mads breeds available as well (not pictured). Please inquire with Will Graham when he's back from the hospital.