Nor Will There Ever Be

Have you ever just done a double 45 when stressed?

BECAUSE SURE TO HELL I HAVE!

And it’s gone over multiple fences

On the First day after band, our director gave to us

A shattered practice door

SOMEONE STEPPED ON A TUBAS MOUTHPIECE AGAIN!

Some good quotes I’ve heard from the band this season

“Hydrate or diedrate.”

“What on God’s good earth did they teach you over at drum corps???”

“Ok, if I say ‘cool?’ I want you guys to say ranch, cool?”

“Nevermind,I guess you guys are lame.”

“I was gonna roll down my window and yell ‘NERD’ but I chickened out and just drove up on the grass.”

“What an absolute goddamn unit.”

“Ok, can someone that’s NOT a senior please raise their hand”

“Literally everyone here is a breathing meme and it’s kinda scary.”

“I think I have some ligma in my part.”

“SAY LIGMA ONE MORE TIME SEE WHAT HAPPENS”

Add on if you want

I joined guard after I tried joining the band program but because the school I came from had an infamously bad program the director sent me down to the guard. I was heartbroken because I had my mallets and a piece I had been practicing for the last few months. Regardless, In the end, I’m way happier in Guard.

Usually I’m not like this but please follow this blog I wanna feel like it’s actually good for something because I’m particularly excited about making it

I’m @ing everyone who allows their gloves smell like

death

Me: Can I barrow your glove?

Older Friend: Sure, but she’s a little smelly

(puts on glove)

Me: HOE DAMN THIS IS NOT A LITTLE SMELLY! GONNA KNOCK A BITCH OUT WITH THIS FOUL SCENT OF DEATH!!!

Senior Advice P1.

Band boys are always horny, brass especially

The JV: Huddled outside the gym waiting quietly for the cheer team to finish

Guardmate: Accidentally knocks over metal water bottle creating noise

Director:(instinctively) I will kill you

Just Guard Things

Having an abnormally larger right arm