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So often I am reminded that no one will understand Arthur Pendragon the way teenage girls on tumblr in 2013 understood Arthur Pendragon. I don't even think Arthur Pendragon understands himself the way those previously teenaged girls did. It's me. I'm one of those previously teenaged girls in 2013.

im the village idiot except the village is just 12 different versions of me in my head bullying the main me always

the lord of the great pacific garbage patch, she will bring us into the end days

ran out of [unbranded smell spray] and my mf cat is stinky >.<

stinky >:(

i wana watch doctor who to ogle at david tennant but idk where to start. I want to know the lore too but there is just so much. my friend said he started w the 9th doctor but idk…

anyone have a guide or smth lmao

why say "ok boomer" when you could say "ok bootlicker" and target capitalist shills of all ages with a single phrase

too many blorbos, too little time

I have a lecture at 9. I have an alarm set for 8. It is 2am. I have just started a 20,000 word fanfiction. Why do I hate myself?

God, John and Sherlock from Sherlock & Con. are such an old married couple. They know each other for at max a couple of months and they pull this off on ep 12

John: "You are so cleaver, honestly"

Sherlock, flustered: "Oh...Stop"

John: "No, seriously"

Sherlock: "Stop it now, Watson. You flatter me. What about you with that tackle? Positively brutish!"

John, flustered too: "Well I was just... right in my stride and bang! Really connected- down he went"

Sherlock: "It was spectacular!"

John: "Aw thanks mate, it hurt my shoulder tho"

Sherlock: "You should put ice on that"

John: " Nah nah, it's ok"

Sherlock: "You'll regret it if you don't~"

John: "nahnahnah I'm fine honestly"

Sherlock, not convinced: "hm sure"

Guy that John just tackled to the ground: "Would you two shut up?"

Drawing in mspaint? Cool, impressive,  But whenever I see that, I think about the person who makes their art in power point  Every time I see them it boggles me

(their account)