The Lady Who Bites My Ankles And Her More Energetic Brother Who Pees On My Floor

Y'all draw Benrey like that Turbo from Wreck It Ralph knowing full well that he looks like Jyggalag from Oblivion

This is your fella. Tbh the Turbo Benrey design kind of

This is our fella, actually

but are the bugs inside?

do the bugs torment you

No, because I am inside

I wish I had money 😢😢🥺 I get so excited when there's plushie merch!! I love the soft creatures!!

Hey, Half-life community! Do you like plushies? Do you like half-life merchandise? Then, are you in luck!

Currently, on Kickstarter, there is a campaign for a Gordon Freeman fan made plush! $45 (+ $6 shipping) can help fund this little guy!

The goal for it is 1,500, with around 1,030 already pledged, so go pledge, if you can, and spread the word! Like and reblog to help spread the word!

This Kickstarter campaign is going on until October 13th, so pledge what you can and spread the word!

As of right now, all we need is $462 left before the campaign is fully funded! Hurry before this little goober gets sent back into stasis.

Update: $1089/$1500 has been raised with 24 backers! Only $411 remaining!

Update 2: $1144/$1500 has been raised! Keep pledging funds!

Update 3: $1195/$1500 raised! Keep spreading the word! 26 people backed it!

Update 4: $1311/$1500!! Only $189 left before the Freeman is fully funded!

Final update!!: the project has been fully funded!! $1,631/1,500!!! The Freeman has been funded!

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/ajtedstone/half-life-fan-made-gordon-freeman-plushies?ref=project_build

Note: I'm not the one running the campaign itself, I'm mostly just doing free advertising.

I really needed this, thank you fish

god damn, I really hope whoever reads this has a good day

like

I don't know you

but I can tell you really do deserve a good day

whatever it takes to make today a good day, if possible, please do it

It makes me so upset when a comic takes this perfectly fine man and makes him a teenage twink. That man was an attractive assassin. He was training when he was a teen. Why is he a twink, webtoon.

Let me have my damned man. He can become a force of nature as a bear.

I don't want to see more twinks. Every single male protagonist looks the same. I wanna see every single male protagonist look the same, but as a bear.

Yeah, I get that nobody expects the twink to kick ass, but still. Let the bear have more than two frames before he goes back in time or gets reincarnated.

(This post was inspired by me scrolling through recommended webtoons and seeing the exact same twink over and over. And also I'm still mad that the mad demon became a twink, that man was FINE)

No?? I didn't? I'm not 16?? And it's not my birthday??

You know the medication is working when it has you looking up bipolar disorder

how do tags

I don't know why I made this, but I'm too sick to care. Something something the player controls the game.

My game glitched 😭