“ Dislocate My Shoulder, Put The Jug In The New Fresh Muscle Divot, And March Into That House Like

*inhale*

Ciel in Overalls

*exhale*

that is all

Store Worker: Would a Mr. Ciel Phantomhive please come to the front desk? Ciel, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem? Store Worker: *points to Alois and Soma* Store Worker: I believe they belong to you? Alois and Soma, simultaneously: We got lost :( Ciel: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

Ciel: What the f**k is that?

Alois, with a tarantula in his hands: ..My cat. :P

Ciel: That is NOT a cat!

it is very cute

..do it again

I had this cute Idea for a thing that ill take pictures at places i go to, so like at movie theater or a zoo and draw Tourist Plankton in them just for fun like hes traveling around, or someone can send me a picture they took and i can draw plankton in it like he traveled there too. 

I just thought it was cute

R!Ciel: *coughing* bRoTheR, WhY wOuLd YoU dO tHaT?! O!Ciel: Hey! You’re the one who caught it wrong!

Sebastian : *doing the dishes, vaguely aware the twins are throwing M&M's into each other's mouth in the other room* wait for it.

Sebastian : *hears one of them choke* I believe that's is my cue.

ONE MORE JUST ONE MORE

Ran: Ciel Phantomhive and Alois Trancy

Sebastian: If there's going to be a dramatic scene, wait until I get back. Bardroy: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself. Finnian: I can!

I..have mixed feelings about this..

WhY aRe YoU bRinGinG CiEl To A coFFin?!

*Bardroy thinking about doing something absurdly dangerous and telling Sebastian about it*

Bardroy: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!

Sebastian, deadpan: Well that's encouraging.

Bardroy: I'm in so much paaaaain, heeeeelp!

Mey-Rin: Finny? What happened?

Finnian: ...He stepped on a lego.

Mey-Rin: OH NO WE NEED TO GET HIM TO A HOSPITAL-