Me At 3 Am At The Fridge, Midnight Snacking Cuz I Woke Up Hungry:

.....I’m in this post and I don’t like it.

Ciel: I’m mad.

Sebastian: Here’s a solution.

Ciel: I don’t want a solution. I want to be mad.

Alois: Hey Ciel, what's a rainbow taste like?

Ciel: Alois... you can't eat a rainbow.

Alois: Challenge accepted.

Ciel: ALOIS NO-

Alois: I'M GOING TO GO FIND A RAINBOW AND EAT IT JUST TO PROVE YOU WRONG-

MY VICTORIAN ERA OBSESSED SELF LAUGHED WAY TOO HARD AT THIS

JUST O!CIEL’S RESPONSE--

OCiel : I’m not proud but *shows off that women magazine stolen from Bard*

RCiel : ANKLES ?

OCiel : Dear Lord so much ankles. Hair down. And rouge.

“Sebastian, I can see you’re stressed. You’re pouring milk into the dehumidifier “

“Ah shit”

^^^^^

THIS

THIS MADE ME LAUGH

Gaylebastian part 7

Sebastian: All right, Ciel, everything’s looking good for the luncheon today. I have some real heavy hitter’s for my bull pen. I’m talking grapes the size of B-cups, a ham roast that could feed a lion pride for a calendar month. I’ve got a calzone that’s so big, it registered as a passenger in my car and the unbuckled seatbelt alarm kept going off, so I had to buckle it in and then live with the shame of looking like a calzone chauffeur

Sebastian: The one thing that isn’t complete is my pièce de résistance, the dessert: my golden-brown crusted, piping-hot, jacked-up apple pie. The only way I can achieve the crunchiest, crispiest crust is if I cook it ten minutes before company arrives. So I’m leaving it till the last minute

Ciel: Sebastian, I can see you’re stressed. You’re pouring milk into the dehumidifier

Sebastian: Ah shit

Sebastian: Look, it doesn’t matter. We can’t cook this baby until ten minutes before company arrives, because I’m serving this thing PIPIN’ HOT

Ciel: Don’t you think that’s cutting it a little close?

Sebastian: I’m an adrenaline junkie, son, I need the rush, but I’ll admit these are stressful times

— the next day on the ride to school —

Ciel: So are we just not gonna talk about your luncheon—

Sebastian: My luncheon was terrific.

Ciel: You can’t be serious

Sebastian: I think my luncheon was lovely, son.

Ciel: I heard you describing it to Agni as “elegant and fun”—

Sebastian: Elegant and fun, that’s correct, which it was. Wouldn’t you say it was elegant and fun?

Ciel: Which part, when you screamed “I’m simply one hell of a host” while juggling all of our knives, or when you let forty-six of your cats swarm the dining room?

Sebastian: 

Sebastian: Both

Ciel: Also, remind me, why is the Bose player in the back seat?

Sebastian: … I need to get it repaired at media services after I drop you off

Ciel: Mhm. And how did it break?

Sebastian: The volume… somehow got… maxed out or something. I don’t really know

Ciel: Uh-huh. Might that have been from you blaring Andrea Bocelli at the maximum volume for upwards of seven minutes?

Sebastian: Oh look, it’s your school. Have a smart day, son

Ciel: Yeah, bye

Bardroy, mocking: G’day for a cuppa, inn’it? Might you hav’a spot o’tea? 

Later, Bardroy: Oh god, I can stop talking in’a bri’sh accent--

Bard has a British accent because he started mocking Sebastian once and then it got stuck

Sebastian: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me Finnian: Okay, but in my defense, Bardroy bet me 2 pences I couldn’t drink all that shampoo! Sebastian: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

Bardroy: He did it too. Sebastian: Oh my gosh.. *sighs*

*SLAMS THE REBLOG BUTTON SO HARD*

YES YES YES YES YES

MY BLOG DESERVES THIS AWESOME CROSSOVER

(mainly because my blog literally is a mix of “Kuroshitsuji” and “Goofy Goober”, I mean..) ALSO I WANT TO SEE THIS IRL, LIKE, AS A CARTOON XD

(they should do a parody episode like this)

Who lives in a manor under the sea?

DANG

YOU ARE WAY TOO GOOD AT THIS ANIMATING THING WHEN I ANIMATE IT ALL LOOKS LIKE SMEAR-FRAMES XD

Also, the poor boys. :’( I feel bad for both of them. They deserve hugs, a lot of hugs.

Another animation, based on the final episode!

it’s like this post was made for my kuroshitsuji x spongebob eldritch blog

Y’all are gonna HATE ME but hear me out-

I saw this picture of Sebastian and thought, ‘hmmm this looks familiar’….

Tell me it doesn’t give off Evil Patrick energy 😭

BONUS:

AHHHHH 😭🫣