I Am Going To Start Eating Bricks At A Rapid Rate.

Ushijima having nearly fluent English proficiency and the rest of the team is like "sure his dad is in america that makes sense ig" until Shirabu one day is like "wait no his dad is Japanese why would they need to speak English?" and Ushijima is always really confused by their questions. Leon asks like "hey how did you get such good English?" and Ushijima is like "Practice and repetition???" which doesnt help any of them figure out why until they eventually write it off as like "well Ushijima tends to be an overachiever, whatever" and move on. It isn't until Tendou hears Ushijima explain that he did, indeed, learn English because his father moved to America that he's able to piece together that that he doesnt mean "I learned it to communicate with him" but rather "I learned it because I thought I'd be able to go with him," and that evidently that didnt work but the skills stuck around anyway. just in case.

happy birthday ushijima anyway I bet Tendou saw it was international left handers day, and decided as a joke to plan a big surprise and do like a playful "hey its your day buddy" in like a jokey way to make fun of him and then he shows up for this surprise and is like "how did you know it was my birthday?? i do not believe I'd mentioned??? ah of course you knew, you are very clever :)" and Tendou is just like "HAHAHA LIKE I DONT KNOW MY BEST FRIENDS BIRTHDAY PFFTT-" and then sprints to the kitchen to scrape the left-handed jokes off the cake because how the FUCK did this happen?

I feel like if he had a dog he'd be so caught off guard. Does the dog want to play volleyball?? Can dogs learn to play volleyball too??

my two personalities

thank you to the internet for making it so that every time i listen to this song, i can hear funky town too.

belial

won't you take me to

behemoth

funky town

please don't give up on me 😭😭 you are the only person that's keeping me alive rn and i dont want to lose you

they are on a date

this is pretty much wakatoshi in paranormality right

Oikawa: Man... this aliens shit is getting out of control. It's like a slow invasion, we have no way to defend ourselves... They could be dangerous...

Ushijima, bored and texting on his phone: If I meet an alien I will simply kill them.

Daichi, backing away: Okay maybe let's talk about this-

Oikawa: No lets hear him out.

hey i feel like yall will want to know that in the new haikyuu game "Fly High," the skill boost you get for having both Tendou and Ushijima on court is called "Best Friends for Life" so

If someone changes their tone of voice during a conversation with me I feel like the whole worlds collapsed on my body.

it occured to me as i was going to bed last night that MSBY vs. Adlers is just really advanced ADHD vs. Autism