Not A Request Per Say But I Just KNOW Sukuna Is A Chubby Chaser. Like You Can't Tell Me He Wouldnt Love

uhhhh so i made a fansong of a fanfic for be more chill and i’m the Worst Person You’ll Ever Meet bc of that. the fanfic, goodnight moon, is by @actualbird who is not only actually a bird, but also a blessing upon this earth and i’m in love w their writing. this isn’t the greatest thing but hey bird ur fic got me writing another song after months of not being able to so thanks for that! lyrics under the cut.

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im so mad at u omg

how dare u make my noritoshi obsession 10 times worse

Noritoshi spews his true feelings when you're upset with him. Similar to a very eager puppy trying to regain your favor by any means...... but realizes what he says and blames you for turning him into a fool. Another downside for him is that he won't take his words back in fear of you getting the wrong idea.

you're just a bully that he hopes will forget about the embarrassing words he blurted out.

hes simultaneously reeling and embarrassed. is this what happens when you make your love upset? does that imply he's your love?!

I feel like Sukuna is the type of man to get yelled at by his wife and be genuinely impressed by it, but like hours later when he finally gets out of his feelings.

Because when he first gets yelled at?? 😭😭 he’d be so confused, purely from the fact that it’s the first time anybody’s ever raised their voice at him in years. It’ll probably be at a time when he least expects it too.

Like the 3rd month of dating— you’ve had the worst day of your life week, you’re supposed to get gas on your way home but you skip it and decide to take up Sukuna’s offer of “let me know if you ever need anything”.

Except his reaction to you finally building up the courage to ask for something was the icing on the cake, the final straw.

“Hey babe? Will you put gas in my car?”

“You couldn’t do that on your way back home? The gas stations right down the street.” He lifts a brow and slowly puts his phone down. He’s had a long day too, but at least he got to go home early.

“I know, but I’m just exhausted right now. All I wanted to do was to get back home to you.” An answer that he should be grateful for.

“I’m exhausted too, woman.” He immediately scoffs. “What the fuck do I look like to y—“

“A MAN.” Sukuna swears the earth shook beneath him the moment you started yelling. “YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING MAN. GO BE ONE AND PUT GAS IN MY CAR.”

“…” He stares at you for a moment, feeling different emotions all at once. Annoyance, anger, a tad bit of fear, his pants tightening. After sometime of staring you down in silence, he finally grabs the keys from your hands and grumbles, “I’ll be back in 10.”

a/n: i got this idea from @/trintheweirdo on tt 😭🤣

NEW TEXT MESSAGE ALERT!

astralstarlight's jjk valentines day 2024 masterlist

all contains NSFW content. minors DNI.

longer summaries + links (when the fics are posted) below the cut ❤︎‬ w/ smaus (as a little teaser for what each fic is about)

spoiler alert: they’re all in love with you <33

heart divider from @/cafekitsune

worth the wait [tsukumo yuki x reader] ; 3.5k+ [POSTED]

established relationship! you're all dressed up for yuki's return from her business trip. too bad she's going to leave you wanting and needy for a little bit longer.

it's the same damn thing [gojo satoru x reader] ; 3.3k+ (unedited)

exes (it was a situationship tbh)! should you be going on a date with a guy who never opened up to you during your relationship? probably not. either way, it seems like he's determined to get things right this time.

flattery [sukuna x reader] ; 3.5k+ [POSTED]

friends with benefits! he invites you over on valentine's day. maybe there's something more he wants to say...

lay the groundwork [fushiguro toji x reader]; 3k+ (unedited)

fake relationship! you get broken up with on valentine's day and this guy interrupts your crying with an offer. you need a distraction anyways.

★ REN KAJI + BOYFRIEND TEXTS ?!

synopsis ꣑ৎ : random texts with kaji as your boyfriend ⋆.˚ ᡣ𐭩

notes ꣑ৎ : had to make my own kaji smau cuz yall don’t understand him like i do 😣 enjoy my nonchalant king kaji ‧₊ ᵎᵎ

© ─ heartkaji ; do not steal, copy, edit, translate or reupload

ᯓᡣ𐭩 ...i'll handle it.

¡! summary: your ex keeps harrassing you, and they've offered to send a nice message to take care of it! (blue msgs are the ex)

¡! incl: gojo, geto, nanami, choso, toji, inumaki, yuji, megumi, sukuna

likes + reblogs are appreciated <3

I don't expect you to see this cause you're super busyyy, BUTTT I had a smau idea earlier, soo basically reader sends a screenshot of something they want the men to buy them but they're pranking them and there's a text notif from someone else at the top of the screen and it's like "can't wait for your boyfriend to get out of town so I can taste you again" 😭 I'm so sorry this was so confusing I just was having shower thoughts, so sorry!

Is your boyfriend home?

Tags: smau, nsfw, mdni, fourth-wall break, mention of ch. 236, do not come at me for angst, it’s meant to be silly.

An: This was a super silly and fun idea! I just fucking hate how imessage literally crops the pictures to where this idea almost just doesn’t work for me 😭 I tried my best to make them seem natural, but some of them still cropped weird. That’s why I literally gave up on doing Choso’s. I’m sorry :((

Pt. 1 - Satoru, Suguru, Nanami, Toji, Sukuna

my oc ryomen sukuna

suna rintarou best friend texts (friends to lovers edition)