I don’t think this makes sense but
I have some random thoughts a relating to the new shadow and bone content
If in the show we have six of crows characters during the events of shadow and bone (which is two/three years before) does that mean that inej would be 13-14 and kaz would be 14-15
Does that mean we will see kaz starting to make a name for himself after jordie’s death and helping inej leave the menagerie
That’s serotonin right there (although it’s a traumatic moment for inej and kaz)
But in the shadow and bone stills we see Nina and Matthias After the shipwreck (I think a year before soc)
Does that mean that six of crows is happening a year earlier or smth
Anyway
Probably a very un popular opinion but mal and Alina always felt a little incesty *coughes in the mortal instruments*
But mal and Alina look like less like siblings and more like a possible love interest
But um *clears throat* “I am become a blade”
No thanks
I still need Alina to not mess up a game of kiss, kill, marry
Like just LOOK at the darkling
LOOK AT ALEKSANDER
LOOK AT ALEKS
That’s it
For now
All that’s playing in my head is
Kaz bonking the volcra with his cane
I’m here getting B’s in my English essays
If only the English curriculum had us analysing ya books instead of books I’ve never heard of in my life
I would be an A+ student
I just read throne of glass for the first time
But celaena and dorian are related right (based on what the queen said)
did I just read another book with an incest plot
Well that’s nice
When ty comes over to babysit Mina with kit
What tsc relationship did this remind you of
And why is it Emma and Julian
I have one thing to say and one thing only
NINA ZENIK
Did Netflix just add shadow and bone profile pics
Well guess I’m the Alina now
When I say this all I though was
When worlds collide
I agree with people that Mina calling Jem dad or daddy is cute but
imagine
Just imagine
Mina being taught Chinese by tessa or jem and calling jem ba. It would be so adorable and when she gets older she could have an interaction with jem like
Mina’s head popping ouy through the door “ba, can I go with kit to the mall”
Oooooh and when she needs something from jem she can just sweet talk her way with jem by speaking Chinese
“ 我很愛爸爸。我可以跟kit去买东西吗” batting her eyelashes
“Wo hen ai de ba ba. Wo ke yi gen kit qu mai dong xi” (pinyin kinda)
“My very lovely father. May I go with kit to buy stuff” (English)
Ahhhhh this would just give me so much serotonin
Why did this give me major ty and kit vibes
I really don’t My children are | Will | jem | James | jace | Emma | Julian | Jude | Cardan | vivi |
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