I Have Unironically Needed To Tell Someone That "concubines Are Not The Solution To Everything" More

Chocolate man has won me over

One of his most recents I guess

Hi, I hope you are doing well🌹

Can you help by sharing my story, reblog, and donating if you can, to keep hope alive for me, I'm type 1 diabetes. I am calling on your humanity and kindness to help me raise $340.

This amount will enable the approval of an insulin pump that will help me better control my diabetes. Although I am happy that I have been approved the hardest part is the money to pay for the pump and equipment, please your contribution is important. Be blessed ♥️

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Need that in my life

reblog to make ur blog smell like crispy autumn air, graveyards, carved pumpkin guts, moon water, and a damp cave full of bats 

I bite everything that dares come near me

noah fence but how do ppl 5′5″ and under like survive….

More ATSV as pinterest memes!

THEY BROUGHT IN THE MOTHERFLIPPIN' MONKEY PRINCE

omg guys young justice dark book was just announced !!!

To anyone in a "Villain era"

I would just like to inquire why you haven't met the minimum requirements for the title. There is a complete and utter lack of charming and/or comically idiotic henchmen, the amount of remote and impractical lairs I've seen hasn't been so low since Jane Austen was at the peak of her career, there are no outlandish devices, schemes, and plots to take over a specific tri-state area, not to mention technology so advanced it raises the question of why you consistently battle a group of plucky teenagers with superpowers instead of curing cancer or something.

I don't know what kind of sham you think we're running here, but we are professionals, and professionals have standards. We don't give out the title of villain to any moron who sticks up a bank. We would kindly ask you to leave and not return.

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.