Pidge: Would You Please Not Lance This Into A Worse Situation Than It Already Is?

Allura headcanon and Klance headcanons please.

Thank you, anon!Allura needs more headcanons tbh why doesn’t she have any

• she is beauty, she is grace, she will punch you in the face-no but seriously please do not piss her off she will hurt you

• when she sleeps, she curls herself into a little ball, knees tucked up to her chest, as if she’s defending herself.-when she wakes up, there’s no melodic disney background music or opening windows wide to smell the fresh air-she jolts awake, eyes snapping open, ready to snap the neck of anyone who might be attacking.

 she’s a little self concious of her hair at times. It’s so thick and wild and tangles so easily that sometimes she just wants to cut it all off, like Pidge.-Lance, however, adores her hair.-he’s actually gotten down on his knees and begged her to let him braid it. 

•whenever possible, she sneaks off to visit other planets and brings back new foods for Hunk to cook with-he is ecstatic whenever this happens, but she’s made him promise to keep it on the DL.

• she’s beaten Shio in training

• she’s beaten everyone in a push-up contest (honesly, what is with these paladins and their silly contests?)

• King Alfor used to call her his ‘little galaxy’-when she was angry, it became ‘supernova’-when she cried, it turned into ‘shooting star’

• she’s well aware that Coran occasionally steals her dresses and puts on fahion shows with the mice and sometimes lance-she secretly recorded one and it may just be the most fabulous thing she owns

• her father isn’t the only one she misses-back on Altea, before the war, she fell hard for a cute architect and would constantly leave her small gifts and follow her around, too flustered to actually talk to the girl.-it took her years to build up the courage to finally ask her out-Allura still has a holo-pic of the two of them, intertwined hands just out of the frame.

Lance Headcanons!

Happy birthday Voltron! 🎉🎉🎉In honor of this very special day, here are some lance headcanons!!!

•He loved hanging out with his sisters back home -They would paint his nails (pink with glitter, obviously) and tease him about his obvious crush on the cute boy next door -He got really good at braiding hair and always stole their croptops

•Never play soccer against him he will own your ass

•The only things he can cook are toast and some vague, incredibly complicated family recipies.  -But if he tries to make something from a cookbook or a box there is a 98.9% chance of everything exploding

•He uses the most outdated memes and evreyone on the team is just. so done. -”O SHIT WADDUP” “Did I mention I hate you.”

•Jokes “I’d die for you” -is never actually joking

•He always sits in the weirdest position ever like the rest of the team’s sitting all nice and proper in their chairs and thERES LANCE LAYING ON HIS CHAIR WITH HIS FEET OVER THE TOP OR SOME SHIT AND I

•Because he had to share a bed with like three of his siblings, he sleeps stick-straight or curled up, always careful to make sure no one get pushed out -The rest of the team, though… 

 •He wolf whistles at everyone on the team, but only when they’re doing something supremely unattractive 

 •once he caught Keith picking his nose and the whistle scared him so much he punctured his nose with his fingernail and Lance will never let him live it down 

•He’s been known to sing acapella covers of Toxic in the shower

•Gets a papercut: OH GOD THE PAIN THE PAIN I’M DYING THIS WOUND SHALL BE MY LAST TELL MY MAMA I LOVE HER SWEET LORD MY FLAWLESS COMPLEXION IT’S FOREVER RUINED I CAN’T GO ON I-

Is actually wounded: Oh this? Heh, don’t worry about it I’ll be fine.

yeah i just love this perfect boi okay Open for requests! Voltron, Steven Universe, Yuri!!! on Ice, Haikyuu, probably more…….. i’m so alone

Sorry, the old Shiro can't come to the phone right now.

Why?

Cause he fucking died in season two

three older motorcyclists pulled up behind my car when i was at a stoplight and they were just. investigating. so shocked and confused. grappling with the punchline, struggling, grasping for some semblance of understanding, only to find none. i love gen z humor dumbfounding old men.

TAZ: Balance characters as generated sexual identies

Taako:

Magnus:

Merle:

Lucretia:

Barry:

Davenport:

Lup:

Kravitz:

Angus:

Killian:

Carey:

NO-3113:

Johann:

Avi:

Garfield:

Roswell:

BONUS

John:

i love how in lotor’s group all the girls have practical armour with short hair or no hair at all and the guy is the one wearing a skirt and rocking long flowing locks

I like to think that Shiro is an over enthusiastic and supportive parent for all of his lil gay children 

Paladins & Kids

Shiro:

•he’s such an imposing presence that kids can be scared of him at first •but he’ll crouch down and ask them their names with that sweet, soothing voice of his and two seconds later they’ll be all over him •he is a little bit awkward around kids, because he doesn’t have a ton of experience and he’s afraid he might hurt them on accident •but when kids see how sweet and dorky he really is they cuddle right up to him and gets this little smile and aaaaaagghh •one time a kid absentmindedly called him ‘dad’ and he nearly cried •he’d be such a good dad, he’d spend so much time with his kids getting to know them, and he’d play games and cuddle and build pillow forts with them and I just •Shiro the Space Dad makes me very happy.

Lance:

•HOOOO BIG BRO LANCE AMIRIGHT •he has so many little siblings and cousins it’s crazy •he just exudes brotherly vibes it’s like he has a gravitational pull for kids •they adore him •it doesn’t matter if he just met this child 3 seconds ago they are his now •he will spoil them rotten •he’ll tease them and tickle them and chase them around and feed them chocolate he smuggled from the kitchen •big bro lance, everyone.

Hunk:

•he’s like a huge cuddly teddy bear of course kids love him •just like Lance, he does not mind becoming a human jungle gym to appease the children •they love him for his sweetness, his cuddles and his bottomless supply of snacks •big and strong arms, perfect for holding many children •IMMEDIATELY protective of any child he meets •lay even a finger on them and he will fuck all yo shit up • not even kidding

Keith:

• actually pretty chill around kids?? • “yeah ok go do the thing just don’t get hurt” • but if they do get hurt... • the mom switch is flipped. there is no going back. he is freaking the hell out • “oH MY GOD HOW DID THIS HAPPEN WAIT NEVERMIND NOT NOW WE NEED TO GET YOU TO A HOSPITAL-” “it’s literally just a scratch calm down i fell into the neighbor’s rosebush” • kids love him because he doesn’t patronize them or talk down to them • also because he’s as likely to do dumb impulsive shit as they are • he’s an enabler • has such a soft spot for the kiddos • but will never admit it • he has more of a ‘cool babysitter’ vibe than a ‘parental’ one

Pidge:

• but she’s the kid????  ?? • why are you letting her near your children she does not know how to take care of these things • “Hunk get your butt over here right now it wants cuddles???? what do i do??” • how exactly is she”adult supervision” she’s like 14 or smthn • she suffered through exactly half a summer of babysitting before throwing a chair across the room and screeching like a banshee • kids? who needs kids when you’ve got technology • she doesn’t care if it’s an inoocent child if it touches her computer it dies • but as a mom oh jesus she would be good • so confused at first but she would spend so much time hanging out with her kid and making dumb videos with them and teaching them computer science • “honey isn’t it a little early to teach her coding she’s three” “IT’S NEVER TO EARLY TO LEARN”

They’re just gal pals. 😂

i’m

Gay!!??!?!