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I didn't realize how BAD my hyperfixation/spin had gotten until i saw Etho had uploaded and imideatly fucking freaked out, dropped everything i was doing and SPRINTED towards my ipad to watch the new video.

ANYWAYS

HOLLY SHIT HE UPLOADED!!! THERE'S A NEW HERMITCRAFT VIDEO. HOLLY SHIT!!! LETS GOOOO!!! HES BACK FROM MCCI!!!

WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS JOEL ASKING CLEO TO MAKE A STATUE OF HIM AND JIMMY???? W H A T

And. And. And when she asked about adding neck kisses he said not to because: "those were specifically for etho" ??? WHAT

"everyone is obsessed with joel" NO. JOEL IS JUST. OBSESSED WITH EVERYONE??? APPARENTLY???

This very much HAS been seen by the og poster, ty sm for this omg!!! If u ever wanna help out, any advice is appreciated :D the last time I've written fanfiction was in 2019 and it was in german... (since that's my native language) so uh, yeah. I def need to practice my writing LMFAO

Not sure what kinda helping u mean, but like, i don't have a beta reader yet, so if ur interested in/meant that kind of help, sure? Tbf that stuff is a LOT of work so i get if ud rather not- especially since im not sure whether ill do it as fics or comics yet wodhwje

Since yall seem to like my other AUs/headcanons, I've decided to rant a bit about my 'main' one :3 (kept vague to avoid spoilers)

Small summary: (more indepth rant below)

it's a villan & hero hermitcraft / life series / empires au, focused on bad boys (at least during the first arc). Joel creates a bar as a cover for a fighting ring/information selling business, joined by pearl effo gem grian and jimmy. Grian refuses to participate in the criminal activities at first, but doesn't rat them out either. (inspired by his resisting the resistance thing in s9)

However, as u can probably guess, this doesn't last long and he slowly gets more n more involved, especially once random people mysteriously start getting "the red curse", which he recognizes from his past... (hehe watcher lore) Grian continues to pretend to stay uninvolved while trying to keep the Watchers at bay behind the scenes, even going as far as creating multiple alter egos / secret identities in order to hide his involvement.... (poultry man, cute guy, mother spore,...) Sadly, the Watchers think identity reveals are incredibly amusing and make it their mission to reveal Grians secrets... :)

Now, lil poll bc i wanna know yalls preference:

Im not a very experienced writer, so I can't guarantee the fics would be any good- while i def prefer comics, it would take a long ass time and I'm not sure whether its a good idea since i tend to loose interest in projects p fast wkdhakdj

Still debating what to name it, I think ill call it "Web of lies", "Wolau" for short LMFAO. Im not very good at naming things 😭 suggestions are welcome!!!

Some more background info:

Joel is a fairly new villain who has decided to start a business focused on fighting rings, selling information and just generally doing criminal stuff. (inspired by his secret fighting club in s10). He hires Gem and jimmy, two ex-vigilantes who became a bit more... Villainous. Their cover is a normal bar, which ofc means they also need normal employees who won't snitch. Jimmy suggests Grian toJoel, since he's a retired informant. He basically started out as an investigative journalist in another city, but got more n more involved with both villains and heroes (which is how he knows jimmy) before joining a cult (watcher lore watcher lore watcher lore-) and suddenly dissappearing.

Although he went missing a few years ago, they manage to track him down. He joins, but tells them he's not involved in the world of villains anymore and that he wants to stay out of everything (so hes basically working in the bar that they use as a cover as a 'normal' employee and turns a blind eye to anything criminal going on)

That's kind of the start of the story? Afterwards, Pearl, a villain who was Scott's (<-the previous biggest informant in the city) old co-worker, but got betrayed by him and is now plotting his murder, joins in. Later on etho joins, who is originally sent by the hermits as a spy (<- p big villain&vigilante alliance in the city) but ends up deciding to side w/ them. (BOAT BOYS BOAT BOYS BOAT BOYS-)

(pearl & Scott's conflict is ofc a double life ref and etho is a mycelium resistance ref, he also ends up finding out about some of grians secrets and helping him behind the scenes)

Although its focused on the members of the bar, later on it focuses more on other hermits (since they get more involved w/ the villain group "hermits" which most of the hermits are a part of) but there's also some side stories that focus on other ppl (there's a whole side story about Ren and Doc getting to know each other after Ren gets infected by the curse, or martyn whole listener thing & how it's connected to renchanting/ren getting cursed and the Watchers showing up in the first place... But i dont wanna spoil too much :3)

Oh also! Hermits r mainly criminals(vigilantes, villains, big salmom mafia,...) and Empires members r usually heroes! But there is some exceptions to this rule. (jimmy n martyn for example)

ANY KIND OF QUESTIONS OR SUGGESTIONS R WELCOME!!! might not be able to answer everything bc of spoilers, but ill def try to do some foreshadowing instead :3

Sorry for taking so long on the art requests... The Valorant worms have infected my brain... I eat, sleep, study and then play Valorant for hours...

Anyways have a sova

(them talking about the jizzy statue joel built:)

Lizzy: "is that my butt"

Joel: "no its like a dress-"

Lizzy: "its not my buttcheecks?"

Joel: "no its not your buttcheecks-"

Lizzy: "COULD it be my buttcheeks?"

Joel: "..."

Joel: "DO YOU WANT IT TO BE-!?"

1 xisuma void please <3

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This Sunday the BigEvent™ we've been preparing for is finally gona happen, which means I'll be a lil less busy with irl stuff and might post more wolau + art soon!!!

Sorry for disappearing lmfao, but I've literally had 0 free time and only went home to eat & sleep...

I am EXHAUSTED

Wolau updates and hermitcraft art requests have been and r gona continue to be a bit slow for now, cause im busy with irl stuff :(

I recently joined an organization and it's been rly fun, but sadly I now don't have a lot of free time cause we've got an event coming up soon and im trying to help as much as i can.

The fact the only woman in qsmp is aroace is so hilarious from a shipping perspective. Every shipper must do yaoi cocaine, it is the law

i love your milksnake evil x a lot. snake hermits my beloved, its his colours, and he Would. however it is made funnier by the fact i headcanon tango as a coral snake hybrid (it is also His Colours). imagining them meeting now (ex is Definitely A Coral Yep ignore the different stripe order hes very dangerous)

(a tangosnek for reference)

AYOOO THATS SO COOL!!!! Also thank you lol. Ill hopefully be posting more about that au soon

snake hermits my beloved.

FULL PIC OF THE MUMBO COSPLAY!!

(i made the box + pants )