I Think Marry....

This is what I think would happen if Dave raised Dirk

How can we trust historians to tell truth? :(

You can't! Like any academic field, History is a process of publishing findings, getting fact-checked by your peers. Historians aren't allowed to cum unless they're calling someone else a fraud.

Empathy: I feel you

Sympathy: I feel for you

Lycanthropy: I feel awoo

"my very first friend"

Yet in reverse you are all my symmetry, A parallel I would lay my life on. So if your wings won't find you heaven, I will bring it down like an ancient bygone.

— Euclid, Sleep Token

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Well, on the upside I know the fanfic is going to go so hard after this

how'd tumblr fucking know I watched these back to back. Also the elemental guy looks like osmosis jones

yeah, I saw a few parallels 🤧🤖🦠

ive devised a new spell that turns the haters into dickriders - its called time